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Darkstar

Guest
Im new, please shower me in cards and praise for I am Darkstar!
 
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superguy

Guest
*blantly showers Darkstar in cards*

Welcome to the CPA!!!

Hope you have a good time here!
 
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Darkstar

Guest
You have been accepted into the "Circle of Friends".

Nah, really, thx for the reply I appreciate the thought.
 
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DÛke

Guest
...a new member. :)

Welcome, and enjoy if you can...despite my presence. ;)

Some people will put you down for who you are, and some people will like you as is. You choose the road, therefore, choosing your fate. HOWEVER, both roads have something in common, in that whenever you feel like blowing up...when people just don't get you...when life can't contain you...ALL you need to do is...

...smile...

And, of course...

...Vogue.

Welcome. :)
 
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Ephrils

Guest
Welcome to the board Mr. Darkstar! Enjoy your stay, you'll find your hotel key hanging on one of the blades of the ceiling fan in your room. Don't ask how it got there.
 
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Darkstar

Guest
I have taken great pleasure and joy from reading your delightful greetings. I thank you all and hope to have happy and blessed trades in the future!
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Welcome!


Okay, enough yacking. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the hippopotamus men's room. Also, here's your invitation to watch Fuzzy510 get poked, your bunny slippers, and your key to the super secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden underneath the drain in the jacuzzi.


Enjoy!


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Darkstar

Guest
Ah yes, beloved midget porn, hopefully with umpa lumpas? Anyhoo, a question. How would I change the info on the side from "new CPA member" to say something else? thank you
 
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Phyrexian Pie-Eater

Guest
::loud rumbling. a noise that seems startlingly familiar is coming from behinde the hill...but it couldn't be. He left. He fadded away like...well fadding. I mean how could it be...THE PIE GUY!?!?!::

Thats right folks, for one night only, with special guest stars N'sync its PPE! So lets kick this old school!

::pulls up in the Stationwagon of Welcomness. I attempt to open the door but it appears to be rusted shut so i kick it off. Pulls the cobwebs from his hair, and dusts off the Easy Bake oven. Gets punch, pie, and pizza's for everyone in sight!:: WELCOME TO THE CPA DARKSTAR
 
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Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
Darkstar: Go to User Options on the menu bar up on the top, then go to Edit Profile. However, you might need to have been here a week or so before you can change it (but you can try).
 
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Dementia

Guest
(Dementia runs in the r:eek::eek:m)

S:(rry about missing the welc:)me. I've been busy and g:(t NO TIME! Where's the new guy?

(Everyone hurriedly points at Darkstar)

Hell:) new guy. This is a great place:) Nice to meet ya.

(Dementia shakes hands with Darkstar then pulls :)ut his trusy steel chair and plants a chair sh:Dt right upside Darkstar's head)

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Dementia
CPA's Chair Wielding Maniac

Note: due to the stupid little thing about only allowing so many smilies I have been forced to only change the o's when they really need it. :rolleyes:HHH well....I've always been accused of using too many smilies.....looking at this post of mine I can tell that it's true:)
 
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Namielus

Guest
ahh a newbie,

Welcome to the CPA
Don't forget to check your sharp objects with the guard.
Don't worry you will get them back when you are released AHAH I mean, of course you have to leave someday....

Make sure you know how to use a toliet cause tutoring is painful :)
 
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maraud234

Guest
*Hits Dementia on the back.*

I've been gone for awhile, sorry for making you wait in our battle.
 
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