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BuiltByKevlar

Guest
I am new to this site and getting back into magic after a long time. I want to write some articles on casual magic in the personal metagame where you play with only a few other people. I have been reading a few articles on here and they are well written and interesting. I only hope that my articles about cards from a few years ago can hold up.
 

turgy22

Nothing Special
Welcome to the site and welcome back into Magic!

I think all of us, at some point, have done the same thing as you... fallen out of Magic and then gotten back into it. There's nothing unusual about that, so I wouldn't worry about focusing on cards from a few years back.

I really hope that you do submit some articles for us. As much fun as it is to hang out in the message boards, the front page is what represents this site to the rest of the Magic community. A healthy supply of front-page articles can show that casual players can be serious about Magic, as well. I'm looking forward to reading what you have to say and I hope you enjoy writing about Magic enough to continue doing it regularly.

Again, welcome to the community! I'm sure Ransac will be around shortly to get you officially situated.
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Welcome!

Okay, enough crap. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the sulfur deposit. Also, here're your complimentary spider droppings, your invitation to poke fuzzy510 (expired), and your key to the secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden underneath the drain in the jacuzzi.

Enjoy!


Ransac, cpa trash man
 

Killer Joe

New member
Welcome!

Okay Ransac, I think you've been giving out the keys to my room because I'm missing my Anna Nicole Smith mags and someone isn't flushing the toilet!!!!!!
 
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DarthFerret

Guest
Sorry KJ, that was me. Lets just say it was an emergency, and I sold the mags to Spiderman for 2 crap rares!


Welcome Newbie!
 
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BuiltByKevlar

Guest
Wow you guys are great. I will be posting an article as soon as I get some playtesting done. Thanks for being so hospitable. And I promise I won't touch anyones creepy/possibly illegal porn. I have brought enough for myself so I shouldn't need anymore.
 

Killer Joe

New member
Hey, I LIKE this guy!

DF: Okay, its all cool now, there's more Anna to go around, I just hope you enjoy your BioPlasms ;)
 
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reco5151216

Guest
For once I'm not the newest Newbie...Well anyway, Welcome. Oh and as it was said don't worry about loveing old cards. I just started like 3 weeks(Give or take) ago on this whole thing and I only know old cards because its all I ever play against.
 
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Homestar

Guest
Welcome!

Well, good luck bringin a lady-friend home next to the sulfur deposit :p . And you may THINK you have enough porn, but you haven't lived 'till you've checked out the CPA's stash! Let's hope we don't scare this one away like the others :)

Lol but anyway, I'm looking forward to reading some of your articles! How long had you been playing before you took break?
 

Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
Welcome and hope to see you on the front page soon!

And thanks to the wonder of supply and demand, I turned around and traded the mags for three crap rares to Mooseman... :D
 

Mooseman

Isengar Tussle
Hey, no fair..... all the pages a stuck together, I can't even read the articles.......

Oh, BTW - Welcome to this Internet bastion of sanity..... or insanity..... depends on whether your looking in or out........
Write articles (no one's will be as bad as my lone attempt) and post to your heart content.....
 
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