Try Smirnoff green apple flavored vodka...
Already have. I still perfer my Seagrams green apple. I would like one right now. Oh, wait. I'm at the school's library. Maybe they'll think it's juice or something...
And wine coolers will give you one nasty ass hangover...
Are you kidding me? Those things are so harmless. I can take about 6 before feeling anything substantial; though it only takes 2 to make me feel sparky...
Oh, Reeses. I used to like it. Then they came up with the Reeses that had a crunchy cookie/whatever at the bottom of the cup, and it was like the Second Coming as far as I was concerend. But then they took those away. Then they gave us the "inverted" Reeses: penut butter on the outside, choco on the inside. They taste exactly the same. I shrugged them off.
White choclate Kit Kat - that I kinda like...
Oh, and as far as Carmel Fetishes go - I am a fetishest myself, and I'm not just talking about Carmel. But let's talk about Carmel. Try Godiva's Dark Choclate, Carmel-Filled Hearts. You'll be a new man.