Namielus, you training begins.

[Ransac]

Okay, time to train you. Beat this egg with a bedpan.


*Ransac sets an egg down.*



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Namielus]

*SMASH* [me]with a crushing blow smashes both the egg and the bedpan with a giant fist.[/me]

Wait what was I to smash?

 

[Gerode]

You were supposed to smash the [me] tags. Then the eggs would become midget porn.

 

[Namielus]

[me]pounds even harder crushing the egges and bedpan to an almost paper thin thickness[/me]

ick, I don't like midget porn...

 

[DÛke]

...training doesn't begin with an egg...or whatever...it begins down here, where my shoes are at...my, my, their bottom is mighty filthy...it's from stepping on grounds that some of you have managed to walk upon.

For your training, I suggest you lick the filth off. I'll rate you, "D" if you Do a well job, and "F" if you F**k it up. Wait, why is there no A, B or C for a grade? Because you wont be making such a progress, that's for sure.

 

[Istanbul]

Namelius, you training begins! If you are beating all egg with flying pan, we are to giving you all omelette!
Now, set up us the yolk...

 

[Ransac]

Your new training:

Eat the bedpan you smashed the egg with, but only after you use it.



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Namielus]

ok

[me]picks up the bedpan and throws it across the room into dukes neck severing his head.[/me]

*Munch*
*Munch*
*Munch*
*Munch*

Ok now what?

 

[Ransac]

Now, for your first challenge. Go to the Battle Arena and face your tournament opponent. If you win or lose, it doesn't matter. You must utilize these skills you have learned so far. And you must call your opponent a monkey.



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Namielus]

I thank you master, for I am ready.

I grant to you good furtune in your battle.