My Secret Weapon deck

[Ephrils]

This is the 2nd version of this deck, remade actually by request from a friend. I had lost the original by setting in the wrong stack of cards

RED
2x Canyon Drake
3x Wildfire Emissary
1x Mountain Goat
1x Goblin Mutant
1x Orgg
4x Orcish Conscripts
4x Ekundu Cyclops
1x Pyrokinesis

BLACK
4x Erg Raiders
4x Dark Ritual
2x Stench of Decay
4x Dark Banishing

GOLD
1x Discordant Spirit
2x Delirium
3x Kaervek's Purge

LAND
9x Swamp
13x Mountain
1x Cinder Marsh

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If your first thought was "Damn! That deck sucks!", you are right But here's the kicker, it wins and does it pretty consistantly. The backstory on this deck is that I threw together a bunch of cards I thought sucked and ones around the group of friends I have thought sucked, and surprised myself by winning with it the first game I played with it. It has the name "Suck Deck" around here. some people don't like it when I play it, which is of course, hilarious to me.

If you've got the stuff for it, try it out a few times. It loves playing against decks with big creatures. *evil grin*

 

[Mikeymike]

Hey this thing is pretty funny! I don't even recognize some of the cards you are using.

Try Blood Lust in here. Of course its great for aggressive decks, but it also combos with Delerium.

I'd probably toss in a little burn too just to be safe.

And where are the Goblin Rock Sleds?

...and Wildfire Emissary doesn't suck

 

[Ephrils]

Blood Lust is a good card, hence not in the deck I guess Pyrokinesis is my little bit of burn, Dark Banishing seems to off most threats(I thought Terror was better at the time).

Wildfire Emissary, that was a card I didn't like. I just didn't see the draw with it, I found it's pump ability as a bit too much and it didn't really deal wnough natural damage, plus noone around me really played white, making it's Protection pretty much useless. So that's how it got in there.

The Rock Sleds are a great idea. I'll try and fit them in there somehow.

This deck had an interesting chain reaction I didn't see until I started playing it. It was the Ekundu Cyclops and Erg Raiders. The Cyclops must attack if another creatue you control attacks, and of course, the Erg Raider pretty much have to attack every turn. I most always had at least one Orcish Conscripts out since 2 creatures attacking means they can, they usually went too.

I find this deck fun and satisfying to play, what would annoy someone more than gtting beatdown and losing to 3 Orcish Conscripts?