Let's Trash Everyone!

[smurfturd]

im back, the store was outa ex-lax, so i cast breeding pit and badmoon and send breeding turd pit tokens at nodnarb24.

 

[nodnarb24]

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I rewind the avatar of woe. Then i scour the ivory mask. Then i pick you up wit my bfm and eat you dealing 99 damage to you

 

[nodnarb24]

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I arcane denial your quash. i pay the rethink cost. I scour the breeding pit and disenchant the bad moon.

 

[Jaws10387]

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I phase myself and my allies (smurfturd and shadybusdriver'sghost) out and i cast earthquake for 1000 then i phase us back in to see the wreckage.

 

[smurfturd]

Yeah baby, I cast the Lord of the pit and tell him to attack nodnarb24, ill feed him turd tokens to keep him off me.

 

[Jaws10387]

Hahahahahaha you can't win now nodnarb! I cast 2 Shivan Dragons.

 

[nodnarb24]

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That's it i play my custom card:

I Win
UBRWG
instant
I win cannot be countered or targeted in anyway. The caster of i win wins the game or battle.

So I win. yeh

 

[Jaws10387]

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what? that card is illegal! keep fighting until someone does win!

 

[nodnarb24]

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You never said i couldn't use custom cards. So i win.

 

[smurfturd]

Damn custom cards, im outta tokens again and the lord of the
pits getting hungry, so im gonna let him eat those Shivans, and im gonna run away again

 

[Jaws10387]

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The point wasn't to use cards but to use weapons.

 

[nodnarb24]

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You never said we couldn't.

 

[Jaws10387]

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I said

Originally posted by Jaws10387
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Hahahaha everyone choose a weapon and start trying to kill people! I choose hahahahahaha a Shivan Hellkite! Did anyone notice that this is my 200th post? Hahahahahahahaha die everyone!

See i did.