Have you ever noticed........

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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
..........that nobody wants to eats light bulbs for a living? There a fortune to be made!!!!!


..........that a gopher in a sack of gold is still a gopher. Really!


..........that those involved in activities that involve defacation of statues resembling royality often have the first name Nigel?


...........that no one voted for me during my presidential campaign? Which means I'm going to start campaigning now!


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Svenmonkey

Guest
We all know what you're campaigning for now. The spammer and funniest CPA notable awards! I'll add, though...

.........that nobody actually thinks Chicken Limbo is the one (Big fun)?

.........that people often resemble things (like a hippopotamus)?

.........that people named Sam are usually kind of scary?
 
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theorgg

Guest
..........that jolly fat guys can become very scary with just a change of timber of their laughs?

..........many fat men are very fast for about thirty seconds, when they almost have a heart-attack?

..........Anyone with the name Nigel has an aversion to the Queen's Mum?

..........the dead only wake for a minute and only with several volts of electricity?
 
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MrXarvox

Guest
.........that mathematics could very well be the lowest common denominator?

.........that the full well is emptier than the overflowing well but not quite so empty as the well-bucket?

.........that the chops the communist frogman goes to the family yiddish drape fair every anti-tuesday?

.........that if you mix two best-smells together you get what we in the industry call "a problem"?
 
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train

Guest
....... that using checks is more fun than cash, cash doesn't bounce, especially someone elses checks...
....... that all the hot chicks stopping by Magic tournaments to see how a player is doing, is really their sister telling them mom is there to pick them up....
....... that watching television is more fun when there are chicks involved...
....... that karaoke is more fun when drunk because you don't remember it until the Polaroid is e-mailed to everyone in the office...

and finally,

....... that the most underrated substance by the DEA to smuggle is Coat - haha, I couldn't resist...
:p
 
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Svenmonkey

Guest
.........that certain people are obsessed with "chicks," "booze," and whatever this "coat" thing is he keeps talking about?
 
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MrXarvox

Guest
..........that "coat" refers to some imaginary illegal drug invented and smoked frequently by train?

..........that a member of Greenpeace is 97% more likely to eat a veggie-burger than your republican next-door neighbor?

..........that you can't reach the cable, mo matter how hard you try. Don't even.
 
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Azreal the Soulmaster

Guest
..........that I'm your republican next-door neighbor, and that I sit on my porch taking bites out of live cows, while sneering at a member of Greenpeace?

couldn't resist:D
 
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