CPA Battle Royale: Star Continent Super Slam

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Shiro, Time Devourer

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This wide battle will be in a fight-off format, kind of like the NHL playoffs, with the first 32 members (or the next lowest power of 2, if a week has passed without that much input) fighting in various venues across the Star. 32, then 8, then 2, then an ULTIMATE WINNER!

Rules:

In the rounds of 32 and 8, each battle is a 4-man free for all.

No teleporting

No kibitzing (other fighter intervention into fights in progress) until after the first 15 minutes. Even then, only fighters not still in the match can kibitz.
We don't want to jam up the playoff listing, do we?

If a fighter cannot logically recover from an attack, or decides to concede, he is defeated. If 24 hours have passed, two other judges and I will judge who's in the best shape. If I'm not online, I'll need someone outside the playoffs to do the judging.

(If I'm offline during a fight in progress, I'll let you know.)

No racial/religious/other derogatory slurs. Less insult, more injury.

If any such rule is broken, an appropriate faction leader will be there to punish the offender as befitting the crime. If you're fighting in Doram, you'd better be very careful indeed. (~^_^~)

The last fight will be in the Grand Council at Central City.

Now: Who's entering?

Edit for Ransac, Nightstalkers: I changed it to 24 hours. This makes things much easier. That's my final change.
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*In enters the Current 2-Time CPW Champion and former MTGNWA Champion, RANSAC!!!!!!!*


I will join this facade.



I have a problem with this Three hour rule, though. I have a pretty tme demanding, sporadic schedule.



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Shiro, Time Devourer

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Facade? Don't you mean farce?

BTW:

Round of 32

Battle 1: The Solarium, Tsumara
Ransac, Nightstalkers, Prince RXI, Mazzak

Battle 2: The Isle of Strife, Triskell

Battle 3: Factory #01746, Excary

Battle 4: Miranda's Sanctuary, Doram

Battle 5: Grove of Master Xuefeng, Xinwa

Battle 6: Imperial Cathedral, Tsumara

Battle 7: Firebrand Colosseum, Doram

Battle 8: Beach of Song, Triskell

If you win, there's another title in the works: Herald of the Star. Also, a card of your choice will be added to Pandemonium, the next 143-set in the block. The runner up will be honored in Opposition, the last 143-set. Fortunately, due to its recognition in MTG news, I decided to do 2 small sets after all.
 
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Nightstalkers

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*Dark mists fill the room*

Nightstalker: What!!! make it twenty four hours and we'll join!!!

but still!!! no unleashing the beebles and no unleashing pikachoo...

but let pick-and-chew enter the fight.
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
I have to face my former bodyguards?


Oh, and I did mean facade. I just don't know what it means(j/k)


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
*Begins munching on Dorrito's*

Whats the prize??? We might play for a prize...
 
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Prince RXI

Guest
I Will Join... It Beats THe Heck Out Of Waiting For Everyone To Post In The Revival Thread. Count Prince RXI Complete In On This.

:)





Prince RXI, True Form Complete
 
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Shiro, Time Devourer

Guest
//Sees Nightstalkers only 3 posts below me://

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. :D
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
Posts!!! you little liar!!!

*flings cod at Shiro's feet*

have a snack before the games start if you must...
 
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Shiro, Time Devourer

Guest
LIAR? >.< At the time that I edited the post, I had three more posts than you. Now you have one ahead of me. How am I lying?
;_;

I'm not fighting here. I'm just the organizer. Why does this seem like the negative-plane version of Hinata Inn?
 
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Mazzak

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Mazzak multiplies the cod that Nightstalkers threw at Shiro's feet.

Shiro is now stuck in squishy fish, which is beginning to go a little ripe.
 
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Shiro, Time Devourer

Guest
Shiro hacks through the quickly ripening cod with his Masamune blade.

I am not fighting here, and I am not hungry. I'm just organizing. For the record, you're in too Mazzak.
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
*preens*

What, pray tell, are the rules?

Time travel?
Raising dead players?
killing players?
Unstoppable hoardes?
Assassins?
Killer Pumpkins!!!

Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!!!!

Is there going to be light??? we can't do that ya know... darkness and all.

AND WHAT ABOUT THE STUPID PRIZE???
 
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Shiro, Time Devourer

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What, pray tell, are the rules?

Time travel? Technically the same as teleportation
Raising dead players? If they are ousted, they can kibitz for an hour or 6 turns, whichever goes first.
killing players? Defeated players are removed from playoff contention. 'Killing' is fine.
Unstoppable hoardes? As long as they don't break the game
Assassins? As long as they don't dominate the ring
Killer Pumpkins!!! If that's your signature attack, then go for it.

Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pu
mpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pump
kinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpki
nhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinh
ead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!Pumpkinhead!!!!
^_____^;;;;; Kawaii no Pumpkin wa sugoi!!!

Is there going to be light??? we can't do that ya know... darkness and all.
No. Light will not be sufficient enough to handicap nightstalkers.

AND WHAT ABOUT THE STUPID PRIZE???
Winner gets a card of his choice in Pandemonium (red-dominant set) or Opposition (blue-dominant). His/her/their choice. The runner up gets the other, and it won't be as good.
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
if we win you liberate a Nightstalker from your collection and give it to us!!!!

sounds fair??
 
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Shiro, Time Devourer

Guest
I have 2 nightstalkers:

Feral Shadow
Urborg Panther.

I'm not too eager to get my mail on, but maybe.
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
Excellent... if we win you give up the Nightstalkers and keep those other things.

agreed?

(Not like we will win anyways...)
 
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Shiro, Time Devourer

Guest
It looks like there's all four of you. Fine, choose your location, the winners go on to the finals in Central City.

Tsumara (Snowy, plains)
Triskell (Beach, island, tropical)
Excary (Temperate, industrial, urban)
Doram (Hilly, temperate)
Xinwa (Tropical, forested)

Winner of Central city gets a common of mine that befits his or her nature, and an invitational card on his/her choice of the sets of Pandemonium or Opposition. The runner-up gets an inv card in the set the winner didn't pick.

Pick a number from 1 to 100. I will roll percentile. The closest number to the roll will choose a venue first.
 
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