Confirmed list of MTG characters who will die!

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Hawaiian mage

Guest
I have figured out all of the MTG character who will die! And it's been officially confirmed by Wotc! I found it by means which I should not tell, but I will tell you who dies and who doesn't. Or just who dies and you figure out who doesn't. Here is the list:

Takara
Tahngarth
Squee
Karn
Ertai
Greven
Eledmri
Liin Sivvi
Teferi
Barrin
Crovax(yay)
Nicol Bolas
Mangara
Lim-dul
Jolrael
Cho Manno
Serra/Oracle
Abdul-cro
Multani
Megeta
Greel
Alexi
Trevesh Szat
Latula
Hanna
Gerrard
Yawgmoth
Urza

They will all die.






...Eventually.

Please don't move this discussion to off topic untill a few hundred unsuspecting people find out their favorite character dies.
 
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DÛke

Guest
How did you find this out!
Gerard is goning to die? WHEN!? I can't wait :)
 
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Hawaiian mage

Guest
Wow, only took 2 minutes for a reply.

Gerrard will die sometime. I don't know when, where, or how. But he can't live forever...
 
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Cateran Overlord

Guest
Dude, this can't be right. After all, Squee can't die! He just returns to my hand during my upkeep to be recast!

Sorry, I had to :D
 
F

Fire Slinger

Guest
It's a joke Duke.

BTW, Urza can't die naturally because he's an imortal. BUT, if the phyrexians finally get a hold of him, Yawgmoth can do to Urza what he did to the planeswalker in The Thran.(You'll have to read the book to find out what Yawgmoth did to the 'walker.)

P.S. The same goes for Terferi.
 
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The Magic Jackal

Guest
Not true Fireslinger. If urza loses the will to live, he will die. That's all that really matters. Urza's will, hmmmm, they should make that into a card.
 
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NeuroDeus

Guest
Why not just post a list of people who will live. And if Urza has to die...it will be in Apocalypse. Since this story is said to stop at Apoc. Argon will have a new story...
 
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Cateran Overlord

Guest
The Deranged Hermit!!!!! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!! Squirrels rule the world, you maniacs! You screwed it all up!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
 
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TheGuyFromTheOtherPost

Guest
My baby Takara is gonna die? How man, how? Tell me how? Takara is my favorite character, and she must not leave with out a legend to represent her? Oh, Takara, if I was in R&D, I would force a Takara card to be printed. Nothing is going to be hinted, about this article by Wizards of the Coast. Hey, say, Hawiian Mage, how did you hear about this newsage?

Newsage might not be a word, but I needed it to rime with "Hawiian Mage", don't get mad at me, I'm just the Guy from the other post :)
 
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Dark Horse

Guest
Ok. Im not sure about this, but isnt Takara already dead.

Or maybe she never existed. Maybe she was just Volrath in disguise. Your lifes been a lie Guy from the other post, a lie. A lie. A LIE. Mwuhahahahahahahahahah.



Thats better. Now that ive had me fix of being a total idiot for the I can regain composure. Groovy.
 
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TheGuyFromTheOtherPost

Guest
Hey, Dark Horse, Takara and Volrath aren't the same. Volrath just used Takara's image to gain respect and trust from Gerard and the rest. Takara is exists, and she isn't dead yet. If R&D kill Takara without making a legend for her, I will quit Magic, and burn all my cards.

Sure, some people might want the 4x FOIL Rancor, but hey, I'm only the Guy from the other post.
 
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BigBlue

Guest
how can this be?

Mishra must be riding his war machine into the sunset too?

Also isn't Lim-Dul undead? Who's gonna lay him to rest?


Happy Motoring, and back on the freeway, which is already in progress.
 
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TheGuyFromTheOtherPost

Guest
Hawiian Mage, do you ever reply? Where did you get this information from?

Don't get mad, I'm only the Guy from the other post.
 
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Dark Horse

Guest
Scratch that, she obviously does exist. Im stupid, will you ever forgive e Takky, cmon I didnt do it on purpose.
 
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TheGuyFromTheOtherPost

Guest
...don't think Takara will forgive your behavior; but I guess since you apologized so well.

Anyway, I need to know where HM got these information from, after all I'm only the Guy from the other post.
 
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Istanbul

Guest
Okay. Let's make this abundantly clear.


THIS POST IS A JOKE. HUMOR.

Everyone will die eventually...whether in combat or of old age or by slipping on a banana peel near a bottomless pit, everyone will die. That's the nature of the joke. Everyone on the list will die, as will everyone ELSE, including you and me.

The only possible exceptions are the planeswalkers, and they're immortal, not invulnerable...ergo, odds state that *eventually*, they'll run up against something that will get lucky and kill them.
 
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theorgg

Guest
ummm... Tevish Zhat is already dead, dude--he was killed by the sorcerer/(whatever a fleshomancer is called) Torach.

and what about the undead, people? huh?
 
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Zadok001

Guest
At some point in time, anything undead will have died. :) Therefore, even the undead must die.

HA!
 
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