Balls!

I

Istanbul

Guest
2x Buried Alive
3x Living Death
3x Dauthi Horror
3x Dauthi Marauder
4x Dauthi Slayer
2x Hidden Horror
4x Black Knight
4x Coat of Arms
3x Conspiracy
1x Vampiric Tutor
1x Demonic Tutor
4x Diabolic Edict
4x Expunge
22x Swamp

Edict and Expunge are in there for creature control. Buried Alive is to get creatures into your graveyard, so is Hidden Horror. The weenies are there just in case your theme breaks down, but they're meant to sit in the graveyard until...

Cast Coat of Arms.
Cast Conspiracy, naming 'Balls'.
Cast Living Death.

This brings rise to such phrases as....

"You cannot stand before the might of my balls!"
"All of my balls will attack you at once!"
"My god...my balls are HUGE!"

If you want, splash a bit of red for:
"I'll Fling my balls at you!"

Cringe freely. :)
 
A

arhar

Guest
Oh god... This is EVIL!!!!


Splash green for....... "I'll Overrun you with my balls!"
...

I'll Rancor my balls
My balls now Regenerate!!!

I'll play Fear, targeting my balls... FEAR MY BALLS!!!

Splash white for....

Serra's Embrace:

My balls don't need to tap to... err, attack!

I'll cast Divine Transformation on my balls...


;-)
 
D

Duel

Guest
"Nobody can beat my balls!"
"My balls will crush you!"
"Now I've got 12 balls!"
The possibilities are limitless.
*note: is this why no girls play?*
 
Z

Zadok001

Guest
No, girls don't play 'cause of the Stroking for about 60... But this is a close second.

"Of course, your opponent could attack you with a Bone Dancer... They'd steal your balls and make them dance..."
 
T

theorgg

Guest
Hey, ED, can we get a "send this topic to a friend" secton?
 
M

Mundungu

Guest
Stroking for 60 in a close second !!!!

Who are you, the flash ??

No wonder girls dont like it.
 
D

Duel

Guest
I must now build this deck and play it.....
Must.... take..... to..... tournament.....
 
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