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" George Carlin is a little risqué, but boy you don't have to worry about him
not being an American. You can't help but enjoy this as you read it....
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by George Carlin
I am your worst nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am
George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to my family and me, not some
mid -level governmental functionary, be it Democratic or Republican!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way.
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer; it makes you a
smart American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized,
and does not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment
than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill
to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun
to be enlightened.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and
where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever
canceled Jerry Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now,
when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying,
paying, paying?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years
in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt.
I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and
neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson
practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem
and not the solution.
Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're
running from them.
I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking
the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works,
I don't want you deciding who should be running the most
powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes
two parents.
I believe if she has her lips on your Willie, it's sex, and this applies
even if you are President of the United States.
And what the hell is going on with gas prices...again?
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD
American.
not being an American. You can't help but enjoy this as you read it....
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by George Carlin
I am your worst nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am
George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to my family and me, not some
mid -level governmental functionary, be it Democratic or Republican!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way.
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer; it makes you a
smart American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized,
and does not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment
than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill
to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun
to be enlightened.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and
where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever
canceled Jerry Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now,
when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying,
paying, paying?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years
in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt.
I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and
neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson
practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem
and not the solution.
Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're
running from them.
I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking
the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works,
I don't want you deciding who should be running the most
powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes
two parents.
I believe if she has her lips on your Willie, it's sex, and this applies
even if you are President of the United States.
And what the hell is going on with gas prices...again?
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD
American.