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...this time, it's [sadly] Apollo's, a member which I "hate" so much, that even I can't stand his constancy of being alive. Maybe, God will someday, answer may prey...and maybe, next year, Apollo won't a have a birthday...though I did hope he doesn't have a birthday in first place...but that's too much to ask...
...BUT...[sigh]...for those of you who'd actually LIKE to celebrate Apollo's birthday in here...go ahead...because it's his "birthday" (will be his doomsday next year
).
My gift? Well...how about this nice, BIG cake JUST for you...I know it looks "weird" [whispers to all the others: that's because it's poisoned] but it tastes SOOO good, that when you eat it, Apollo, you will not even know what you ate...because it's so good, it's deadly.
Or...um...do you want this bran new bazooka? It's even loaded! [Points the bazooka at Apollo's face] You want me to test it to see if it's workin'?
Ok, ONE more "present"...how about this pet? You'll LUVE it...it's just a cute, little king cobra! It's really cool...here take it, I never touched, or looked at...it's been inside this super-protective box [gives the box to Apollo]. I didn't wanna open your present for you. You'll be STUNNED by its beauty (or by something else).
...what? You don't like any of these presents!? Well, how about a Magic card? Any Magic card you'd like...that's right, ANY...foil, non-foil, rare, P9...ANY! Would you like that?
...would you?
...you would, wouldn't you?
...well too bad, we're not haveing that for your present...
Ok, time to be serious now. It's Apollo's birthday...so drop a note to him on PM, or in here. He'll be 15, I think.
Happy birthday, Apollo.
...BUT...[sigh]...for those of you who'd actually LIKE to celebrate Apollo's birthday in here...go ahead...because it's his "birthday" (will be his doomsday next year
).My gift? Well...how about this nice, BIG cake JUST for you...I know it looks "weird" [whispers to all the others: that's because it's poisoned] but it tastes SOOO good, that when you eat it, Apollo, you will not even know what you ate...because it's so good, it's deadly.
Or...um...do you want this bran new bazooka? It's even loaded! [Points the bazooka at Apollo's face] You want me to test it to see if it's workin'?
Ok, ONE more "present"...how about this pet? You'll LUVE it...it's just a cute, little king cobra! It's really cool...here take it, I never touched, or looked at...it's been inside this super-protective box [gives the box to Apollo]. I didn't wanna open your present for you. You'll be STUNNED by its beauty (or by something else
)....what? You don't like any of these presents!? Well, how about a Magic card? Any Magic card you'd like...that's right, ANY...foil, non-foil, rare, P9...ANY! Would you like that?
...would you?
...you would, wouldn't you?
...well too bad, we're not haveing that for your present...
Ok, time to be serious now. It's Apollo's birthday...so drop a note to him on PM, or in here. He'll be 15, I think.
Happy birthday, Apollo.