ANIMAL-WEAPONRY GAUNTLET MATCH: Maraud234 vs. anybody who wants in

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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Quick revision of the rules.

The outside of the ring is cluttered with various animals. You may use them as weapons.
The match continues until maraud has been defeated. Once maraud has defeated someone, another person may enter the ring against him. That person will be the first person to post after maraud has beaten the previous person. The first person to fight maraud will be the first person to post after maraud.
Remember, as of now, maraud doesn't know about the match, but it's most likely that he will accept it.


*Ransac enters the ring with a random referee and various animals.*

Enjoy!

*Ransac makes a triumphant retreat.*


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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maraud234

Guest
*While Ransac was making his retreat, he left his wallet. Maraud let a savage lion smell the wallet. Now the savage lion wants to eat Ransac, and it will chase him no matter where he goes.*

*Maraud then feeds the animals*

Whose first?
 
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Jigglypuff

Guest
* A hush spreads over the crowd as a large, red and white Pokeball descends from the top of the arena. A brilliant flash of light blinds the crowd and then a loud "Jigglypuff!" echoes around the arena. The pink Puff takes two large giraffes by their necks in his short flappy arms and defiantly stares across the ring at his opponent. *

Let's do this, maraud!

(- Steve -)
 
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maraud234

Guest
*At the sight of a little pokemon holding really big giraffes in both its arms, Maraud has no choice but to fart. This fart starts the cataclysmic countdown to the end of the world, but this wont happen until 2050. In the meantime, the fart angers the giraffes (they are sensitive to those kind of things), which then turn on the helpless Jigglypuff.......*
 
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Jigglypuff

Guest
* After a couple of days worth of running and jumping around, the Puff finally manages to shake the frothing giraffes off of him and into the crowd. Puff runs through Maraud's legs, picks up the largest elephant he can find and flings it mightily at Maraud... *
 
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maraud234

Guest
*Maraud looks helplessly at the flying elephant heading towards him........still heading.....taking awhile......yet...the crowd gets angry at jigglypuff because of the mean giraffes he threw at them. The crowd then rushes Jigglypuff, maiming and hurting him badly.....but the elephant is still flying at Maraud, Maraud gets confused about why it's taking so long for the elephant to hit him, but then he realizes why.*

I accidentally put the elephant on pause.

*unpause*

*splat*
 
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Prince RXI

Guest
*RXI, from not in this arena, Pulls on the chain connecting Camdex and himself ***See Chain Match*** and whips Camdex out of the seat and into the Arena that the chain match is going on in.*





Prince RXI, no breaks!:D
 
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maraud234

Guest
*Maraud puts Prince RXI on pause so that Camdex can watch the fight, but the strain of RXI's strange imagination on the universe overloads the space time continium, therefor causing a massive supernova explosion that can destroy the universe. Luckily, it only comes out as a burp on the part of Maraud.*
 
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Jigglypuff

Guest
* While Maraud is distracted with RXI, Puff sneaks up behind him and whacks him over the head repeatedly with a large lion and two huge gorillas... "

(- Steve -)
 
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Prince RXI

Guest
*Maurad234 has made a grave error: RXI can not be paused!!! Camdex is flung, no matter what effort Maurad234 persues, into the arena that RXI is in.*

Message over the com: Paging Mr. Maurad234, paging Mr. Maurad234, you are a freak. Thank you.





Prince RXI, I like to give compliments:D
 
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maraud234

Guest
*Maraud hears the compliment, and his spirit is "arroused." He then finds the strength to throw 500 gerbils at his opponent. And then he finds the strength to throw 1 million gerbils at Ransac, who then throws them back, only missing and hitting Jigglypuff.*

This just isn't your day for gerbils.
 
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CAMDEX

Guest
*CAMDEX is whipped out the ring*

Muffled fighting sounds...

*Camdex returns to his seat, with his Pepsi, and some popcorn*

mmmm, just like the movies!
 
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maraud234

Guest
Maraud is wondering exactly what happened when the "muffled fighting sounds" was going on. Maraud is also wondering why he is talking in the third person again. Maraud decides he doesn't care, and throws more gerbils at people.
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac wonders why Maraud is attempting to attack with gerbils. Everyone knows the Gerbil allies themselves with Ransac for his charisma.*


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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