An I.B.C. "Suck the Life out of Magic" deck

[Killer Joe]

4x Global Ruin
4x Collective Restraint
4x Rout
4x Restock
4x Worldly Tutor
4x Undermine
4x Absorb
4x Prohibit
4x Harrow
4x Fertile Ground
Add all 5 basic land types that will best fit this deck and "Wha-Laa!" You have an annoying deck that, once it gets going, 'pisses off' your friends.
No Kill Card you say? Well, that's where I need help.
Any suggestions? I would like to keep the flavor of the deck: Big Time Stall Control. So don't suggest I play red/black 'beatdown', cool? Thanks.

 

[Darsh]

A kill card for this silly deck? How about Plague Spitter? You can slowly grind down their life totals with this and Undermine while gaining life off of the Absorb.

 

[Killer Joe]

I like it!
Now, what to take out?
hmmmmm...............

 

[Captain Caveman]

That deck looks like it would be a real pain in the behind.
About the only things I can think of for kill would be Dragon legends, Meteor Storm and Tribal Flames.

I have an IBC deck that is a little bit different than yours but I like it.

My IBC deck

4 Global Ruin
4 Tribal Flames
4 Sterling Grove
4 Meteor Storm
4 Fact or Fiction
4 Worldly Counsel
4 Elfhame Sanctuary
4 Collective Restraint

3 Dismantling Blow
1 Restock
1 Protective Sphere

12 Forest
3 Plains
3 Island
3 Mountain
1 Swamp

 

[Darsh]

I'd say take out 2 Worldly Tutors(don't you mean Worldly Counsel?) and 2 Prohibit(you already have Undermine AND Absorb)

 

[Zadok001]

TEK.