I never use the spell-check, I can spell fairly well. At least most people can understand what I'm trying to say. It's my grammar that needs work. I want the old smiles back.
I neede no zpell checke. I zpell thyngs wronge onne purpoze.
I do agree about zee zmylies, theye muzt be givven theyre colors backe forre the sayke of varyetie.