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He gathered the surviving snotlings for an attack on Yut's treehouse.

Kicking his blinded foe repeatedly, Evan D manages to bring Train to the ground.

Goblin King being a goblin won't make it more valuable to goblin decks than Goblin Warchief has become. What's the deal with Goblin King being a goblin anyway? Are they going to make the other lords into the creature types they help as well?

One of the snotlings, named Luosrevo, swore revenge against Yut, and plotted with his fellow snotlings to destroy the demon squirrel.

Odor

Instead of falling down, Evan D collapses against the wall, slides down, and flings dirt into Train's eyes.

They sought the acorn god, but upon tiring of the search, returned home only to find that Yut had decimated the the snotling city and killed most of their snotling brethren.

Cheese

Groaning and clutching his hurt hand, Train is oblivious to Evan D, who grabs a piece of the wall Train broke with his mighty fist and slams the large shard of rock onto Train's other hand.

Now that you mention him, I agree that he's the best 2cc elf, although not for tribal elf decks. I'm editing my post to reflect that though, since I noted similar circumstances with cards like Goblin Welder (easily the best 1cc goblin ever, but not useful in goblin decks).

*Oversoul is only a few feet from the safety of the City of Brass when he is struck on the back by Ransac's Tabernacle. The legendary land hits him with such force that it drives him thirty feet into the ground.*

Because you have cancer. I wish I understood how Ransac's cancer caused an ice cream truck to explode.

The snotlings found their prey stolen from them by a demonic megasquirrel named Yut, sent by Melthiuropewlasdaxidorerpevezashavoth to punish the acorns.

Pika

Evan D's attack doesn't seem to phase Train much, and Train shouts and throws a mighty haymaker, but it misses Evan D and hits the wall instead.

*Oversoul rolls around in pain, gets to his knees and collapses. He casts Healing Salve on himself numerous times, then casts Shatter on Ransac's lead rabbit and throws a javelin at Theorgg. When both parties turn toward him, he makes a frantic dash for the City of Brass.

You are posting in some other thread, not giving any thought to your wish, when SeFRo sneaks up behind you and garrotes you as you type, then posts on this thread as you. But none of us know that it is SeFRo and not you. I wish I had no tongue.

This angered Melthiuropewlasdaxidorerpevezashavoth, the ancient god of acorn music.

Architeuthis

Calm returns as the fighters approach each other, but the crowd again goes wild as Train charges into Evan D with the force of his namesake, driving his opponent into the wall with his fists of fury. But then...