While Spiderman is gone, Dorgath accidentally triggers a magical trap that causes him to switch bodies with an elven princess. He is held captive by goblins for a year and is forced to sign a binding contract to become Throg's slave in order to escape.
Ward feeds his baby die.
Well, I think that was productive.
I am of the opinion that we should return to Safeway before journeying elsewhere. Anon stated that it brings health and sanctuary or some such things. If true, we could use that. I, for one, am not yet fully recovered from my...
Placeberol? That won't work!
It will if I think it will.
No. Do not buy the miracle pills.
Ward buys Anvil, Alcohol, Gauze, Cotton balls, Pure Menthol, and Lots of B's.
"Treat the symptom, not the cause" is one of the great axioms of medicine.
That's really not true...
Ward attempts to purchase pain pills, miracle pills, gauze, cotton balls, non-adhesive bandages, alcohol, multivitamins, and lozenges.
The trek back through the halls is interrupted after two turns by a lone, wandering mummy, which nearly bumps into the warriors as they reach the secret doorway just south of the sand trap.