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Toilet paper machine gun? What could be more ridiculous? Oh... Oversoul retreats and quickly returns with his latest invention... The toilet paper machine gun gun! It fires toilet paper machine guns in rapid intervals!

Do or Die

Pencycladine

WTF. If you said something enough times, would it become true?

Animation

CT, you're a humanist?

Since you're talking about FCG, you must mean that it would be good for use in Vintage (or a casual format of some sort where Goblin Recruiter is allowed). Firstly, what deck would you be using this in? Unless it has not yet been drawn, FCG will have no problem whatsoever dropping Food Chain...

Yeah, that was what I voted for. If one of the more volatile names gets picked, I may have to stage a coup d'état... ;)

Why do you say Necro was the problem card? I think Donate was the problem card...

I so concur with that! Well, when i first saw Lackey it only looked good, but not broken. Part of it was that back then I didn't understand the game as well. Another part of it is the fact that since then things like Goblin Ringleader and Siege-Gang Commander have been printed. If merfolk had...

I agree, but what is your point? If I make a website (which I don't) and I am a jerk on my website, well, it's fully allowed. It is my website, after all. If you don't like it, boycott it or whatever. You could even go to some other website and lambast it if you really wanted to. It wouldn't...

It is better than Lobotomy, but Lobotomy isn't particularly good... It is not a bad card, but I don't see myself using it. It's not all that fast, for one thing. You could easily change that with Dark Ritual. But that same Dark Ritual could power out Hypnotic Specter, Mind Twist, Necropotence...

...more like a roasted spleen. ;)

I went to my dictionary to look up the etymology of "congress" but saw something more interesting. Apparently "congress" means "sexual intercourse." Okay, so it means some other stuff too, but still...

Oversoul casts Unholy Strength on himself, lifts EricBess bodily over his head and hurls him into Ericbess. He then turns to EricBess and says... Hey, it looks like EricBess over there stole your wand... Oh, EricBess, have you seen my blue cards anywhere?

Yuck!

I think he meant cartons. With vigor?

Fornication

Death or Glory

Works for me.