CPA Revival!

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Svenmonkey

Guest
*plays the banjo and dances around like a moron*

Come on, join the heinous and extraneous fun!

*totally rocks out on the banjo*
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
*Shoots Sven with a tranq-gun and drags him off of the stage*

Don't worry folks, we'll get someone with a real instrument on the stage.... Train? Could you distribute the coat while we force some poor sucker to get up there?


Yes, I'm joking around still! MUWAHAHA!

Now hand over all your money or I'll get the guards to release tear gas into the crowd.
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
*posts CPA advertisements on random buildings*

Now we just sit back and wait for the new recruits. :cool:
 
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Svenmonkey

Guest
Either that or a parade of dumb kids. Advertising to the general public is like begging for a lot of morons to join you.

My schooner has left for Estonia. I'll see you on the beach!
 
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Izaryo

Guest
*plays his katana like a guitar* yea! a guitar solo! a long one!

*guitar noodling*
 
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orgg

Guest
*rummages around in breechcloth*

*removes big sack of rocks*

*replaces big sack of rocks*

*rummages some more*

*pulls out bagpipes*

*begins playing them. Louder than Usual.*

*has graduated college, and watched as the CPA gave a "cannot be found" error for a month, along with misetings(which wasn't a great loss)*
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac wanders in an trip over orgg's Bagpipes, breaking one of the horns in the process.*


Oops!




Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
*Pickpockets Orgg and Ransac, then starts spending cash with all the credit cards.*

I've gotten some presents for all the CPA members! And all because I'm so nice :D








Also thank Ransac and Orgg for "donating" the money. :p :rolleyes: :)
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac turns to Nightstalkers and.......






......Snaps his finger, turning Nightstalkers clothes black and 18 sizes too small.*



How do you like THEM apples?


*Ransac steals the presents and sells them for sawdust on E-Bay.*



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
*Is scared, then remembers that he doesn't wear clothes, only illusions and sorcery*


Whew! was that odd having to dispell all my clothes at o....


Well ladies, now I'm naked, happy?

*Summons another shadow illusion to cover up*
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
Next time I'll just use some ancient language thats never used. Like Haolang or something.

Here's your lesson for today college boy:
A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the end of the blackboard

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. - Mark Twain
 
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