I'd like to order a medium pizza with sausage and...

[Istanbul]

Aneurism (UB)
Instant
Counter target spell unless that spell's caster pays 1 life and discards a card.

Flash-Freeze (UR)
Instant
Counter target spell unless that spell's caster has Flash-Freeze deal 3 damage to a creature or player of your choice.

Weasel Eyebrows (UG)
Instant
Counter target spell unless that spell's caster chooses to have you put a 2/3 green Weasel token into play under your control.

Crystallize (UW)
Instant
Counter target spell unless that spell's caster chooses to have you gain 5 life.

Kudzu Kreature (1GG)
Creature - Elemental
When Kudzu Kreature is put into a graveyard from play, you may choose to destroy target tapped land.
2/3

 

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

Weasel Eyebrows is the strangest name for a card I have ever seen, and I don't think you would want to put it on a pizza.

 

[Istanbul]

Do NOT disrespect the weasel eyebrows.
They'll run up on you and gnaw at your kneecaps.

 

[laxweasel]

I like Weasel Eyebrows
"Eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines."

 

[Elrond]

I like 'em, especially Weasel Eyebrows, if nothing else it's a really cool name