Your slaves are revolting!

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dw51688

Guest
Hey Duke, your slaves are revolting. Instead of the usual ally with you please, it is everyone against Duke because he says were all his slaves.

[me]spits at Duke's feet[/me]
 
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dw51688

Guest
You have to read Duke's topic in the Off Topic forum to understand this battle!
 
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DÛke

Guest
"Let's get the fight ready. Ooops, you're dead already!"

*Dw is dead, finally, his soul is mine to obtain. Mine.*

Anyone reading this, other than the chosen masters, are dead.
You are all dead.
"Muahaahaaahaaaa!"

"Let your blood flow. You don't need it. It don't need you."
"Even your blood rejects you..."
"Just how pathetic are you?"
 
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Darsh

Guest
LOL! that's a good one there Hetemti! Good thing I'm a chosen master (I chose myself!)
 
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Cateran Emperor

Guest
[me]has no idea what teh heck is going on so runs to Off topic. Then runs back and hits DUke in the groin with a football![/me]
 
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Gerode

Guest
I'm revolting against the Shiny Objects that have enslaved me?!? I am free at last!!!

[me] sees Shiny Object, immediately runs toward it. [/me]

Hey, the thread title lied!
Wait, maybe I should actually READ the thread. Sorry, just got a little excited.

[me] starts waisting DUke away with his "special mental powers" that DUke said Gerode had in the Trivia thread. [/me]
 
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Namielus

Guest
While Gerode is using his "special mental powers"

[me]picks up his handy 'bucket of molten aluminum' and raises it above his head. With Gerode siting in front of him with his little head shaking and sweeting, Namielus almost hesitates. But then he doesn't. Namielus overturns the molten aluminum on Gerode's head. As Gerode starts to scream Namielus says, "if you hold really still in about 5 minutes you will never miss shinyness again."[/me]
 
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Gerode

Guest
That was inconsiderate of you.
You shall be repented.

[me] uses "special mental powers" to halt the searing liquid with high pitched sonar-waves just before it makes contact with Gerode's hair. Gerode snaps his fingers, and the mass of molten metal falls sideways toward the center of Namie's body. The liquid aluminum incinerates Namie's flesh, and burns through his heart and liver as it slowly solidifies. [/me]

Namie is Shiny!!!
 
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Namielus

Guest
Yea, I hug Gerode for making me shining (this would be while its still hot).

And who needs this flawed flesh anyway?
 
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Gerode

Guest
[me] sees the now-semi-shiny Namielus and stupid enough not to resist. [/me]

OOWWIIEE!!! THIS IS NOT SHINYYY!!!
 
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Duel

Guest
[me] spreads his arms wide open[/me]
Cmon Nameius! Hug Me!

"The peasants are revolting!"
"THey sure are."
 
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Namielus

Guest
Umm ok. Lets hug Duel!!!

Namielus, Yawgmoth's Protégée runs towards duel (while draging gerode who is kind of stuck to me).

HUGING TIME!
 
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DÛke

Guest
...Why?...

"My slaves are revolting, yes. Now, they are dead."
"You shouldn't revolt against your great part."
"Always obey, never disobey."
"You might be good, but, Masters come first."
"Be yourselves: dead."

The blood thought has begun. No one can stop it. The triangle will be complete. I will see the red.
 
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Duel

Guest
[me] hugs Nameilus and jumps for joy[/me]

[me] tickles Duke[/me]
 
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DÛke

Guest
Dw? I thought I killed you...
I guess I didn't do a good job at it.
You'll die.
I'll haunt you down until your dead, and this time, I'LL MAKE SURE you're DEAD...

[Edited by DÛke on October 7th, 2000 at 04:56 PM]
 
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Multani

Guest
We're all friends.
No need to do rash things.
(Multani ponders who to assist.)
...
...
 
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