You know you play too much Magic when...

[Shiro, Time Devourer]

You choose to dress up as a face-down creature for halloween.

You actually know what a morph creature is in the storyline.

You begin having Nostalgic Dreams...
or Fanatical Devotion...
or Unfulfilled Desires

When you would actually pay $600 for a Black Lotus...
and play it unsleeved

When you begin building a deck exclusively around Krosan Colossus, Ebonblade Reaper, Charging Slateback and other crap morph creatures in a non-draft tournament
...In Extended
...In type 1
...And you X-0 the match.

When you see XXX/Fast and Furious/Knockaround Guys and wonder why Vin Diesel doesn't carry a huge flame/earth sword and wear red armor.

You know what to do.

 

[Ransac]

When someone tries to mug you, and you try to retaliate by saying "Counterspell".

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Chaos Turtle]

You tap your girlfriend to activate her "special ability."

 

[train]

LMAO - CT!!!!

When you forget to pay the upkeep, and to the couch you must go...

When standing in line, someone cuts in front of you, and you say, "I have priority!", and yell out for a judge...

When your boss asks you to finish a project, and you reply by asking, "Would you like me to do that during my first or second main phase?"...

When you make jokes about the mother-in-law looking like the Hasran Ogress...

When on a date, you do something drastically wrong and quote Rules Section 422 of the Comprehensive Rules last updated 10/7/2002 - Handling Illegal Actions, and continually insist that you have to back-up and start over again... And that she must let you...

 

[BigBlue]

This reminds me of the Southwest Air commercial about NFL season... I love that commercial...

Tap your Girlfrend... that's great.

Of course I'm always looking for the Disk to get some solitude.