Killer Joe
New member
I, the mighty YJ, Killer of all that is mundane and silly, am challenging "theorgg" to do Battle!
YJ starts to head toward the dosile beast and plans on attacking via theorggs cloth breech (only danger awaits!)
<a word from our sponser>
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Let's hear a testimonial from one of the many "Are You Talking!?" users, Little Sally Woo from Yohoo, Mich. writes:
Dear Blamoo Co. (Makers of "Are You Talking"), I want to let you know that when I finally get out of this detention site my folks put me in, I'm gonna mow all of you down with a pair of nail scissors!
Here's another from Johnny Jingle from Soot, Arizona
Dear B**t*rds, If they EVER let me out of the PEN, You're all dead.
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<legalese stuff: This is a parody advertisement and yadda, yadda, yadda,....>
YJ starts to head toward the dosile beast and plans on attacking via theorggs cloth breech (only danger awaits!)
<a word from our sponser>
HI KIDS! Tired of that same old drone you hear from adults all day long telling you what to do and/or NOT to do? Well, do we have a product for you; "ARE YOU TALKING!" that's right, "Are You Talking?" is a splendid response to the same ol' boring lecture you recieve when your homework is assigned or not done yet. Here's how it work's; just wait for the right time when an over-grown, bad breath, totally un-hip adult is talking at you and say, "ARE YOU TALKING!?" YES, the wonderful reponses you will recieve will last a lifetime.
Let's hear a testimonial from one of the many "Are You Talking!?" users, Little Sally Woo from Yohoo, Mich. writes:
Dear Blamoo Co. (Makers of "Are You Talking"), I want to let you know that when I finally get out of this detention site my folks put me in, I'm gonna mow all of you down with a pair of nail scissors!
Here's another from Johnny Jingle from Soot, Arizona
Dear B**t*rds, If they EVER let me out of the PEN, You're all dead.
That's right folks, we have many more interestinf testimonials for you hear but we'd rather you run out to your local store and buy some "Are You Talking!?", TODAY!
<legalese stuff: This is a parody advertisement and yadda, yadda, yadda,....>