Windows MtG!

[fuzzy510]

Circular Reference UUU
Instant

Counter target spell called
Circular Reference. You
win the game.

"I HATE EXCEL!!!!"


Bill Gates 2BBBUG
Creature-Legend

First Strike, protection
from Government prosecutors.

2,TAP: Put a Windows counter
on target creature.

Any creature with a Windows
counter gains phasing.

"FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

1/6

Windows 2000 4
Artifact

Kicker W,B,U,G or R (You may
pay an additional W,B,U,G or
R when you play this spell.)

2,TAP: Put a Windows counter
on target creature.

Any creature with a Windows
counter gains phasing. If
you paid the Kicker cost, it
also gains protection from
each color that you paid.

"How useful!"
-Squee, Goblin Nabob
(Before Purchase)

"I HATE MICROSOFT!!!"
-Squee, Goblin Nabob
(After Purchase)

 

[K9Archmage]

Microsoft Word 3
artifact

Tap: Whoever can type with more words per minute gains control of a permanent of their choice. Any player may use this ability.

 

[Chaos Turtle]

Windows ME Upgrade
89.95
Artifact

Tap, sacrifice Windows 95, Windows 98, or Windows 98 SE: For each permanent you control, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, sacrifice the permanent. Then reveal your hand, graveyard, and library and remove all copies of the sacrificed cards you find there from the game.

"What exactly is the advanage of having this program, anyway?"