Why Don't We Keep Up With Pop Culture?

Is this a halfway decent idea?

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fuzzy510

Guest
We should have spoofed BattleBots quite some time ago.

If people are willing to submit "Robots," complete with cheesy names, into a CPA Robot War, post it here! If this gets off the ground, we'll start it up. If not, this thread gets deleted. Simple enough!
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
I'm in.


Bot Name: Frenzac


Shape: Flat-retangular bot with wedges on all sides that barely touch the ground(biohazard, anyone?).

Weapon(s): five cylanders that pop up from the top, preferably used when this bot is underneath another bot. Also, top can be magnetized so that it may carry other bots to hazards.

Weight class: Middle


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
All the "bots" will be in one big, happy tourney!

My Entry:

Name: Overload
2 Foot by 2 Foot square bot, titanium body. Wheels are big enough so that they go through the body and come out on the top and bottom.

Weaponry: A nine-inch spike on each side. When the spike is in a bot, 3,000 volts of electricity run through the spike, frying the other bot.

(Yes, it does have powerful-oink batteries.)
 
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MrXarvox

Guest
Screw weight classes?

hahahahahahaha!

MY Entry:

Name: Hungry Hungry Hippo
Armor: Steel plates outside, an 8 inch thick hollow glass sphere inside.
Weapons: A mouth with large teeth and a magnetic conveyor, acid-resistant, so that it can carry the other bot to the interior and digest it inside the glass sphere.
Weight: approx. 1.4 tons.
Dimensions:
w: 1.5m
h: 2m
l: 4m

And it's shaped like... a can of pineapple chunks, complete with paint job!
 
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Apollo

Guest
My bot:

Name: Horrible-Nasty-Scary-Bot-Of-Death
Weight: approximately 3 pounds
Weapons: None
Shape: Potato
Movement: powered by the motor of a pull-back hot wheels car
 
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nodnarb24

Guest
Mystery Bot of DOOM!!!
Weight: Unknown
Shape: Unknown
Dimensions: Unknown
Material: Unknown
Movement: Unknown
Weapons: Unknown
Capabilites: Shapeshifts
 
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Azreal the Soulmaster

Guest
Name: Penguin shredder.........um er o' matic
Description: a blender tipped on its side on wheels
 
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terzarima

Guest
Excellent... you all die.


Spherminator
A 3' diameter sphere made of the heaviest stuff allowed
A hampster in the middle powers it and moves it according to electronic stimulae.

(Curse you Mr. X for stealing My sphere idea....)
 
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MrXarvox

Guest
we need special hazards for this version.

* a button that releases the tiger
* a banana peel
* a pit filled with bubbling week-old spam
* a spoon wielding house robot
* a caged hillbilly with a rock
* eggs that rain down from the ceiling in one area.

any other suggestions?
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
Throw more ideas out there.

ZTK: We're waiting for your entry, and we can get started.
 
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Zero T Katama

Guest
Bladescythe

Description: Wedge with a slot in the top and twin pick arms
Weapons: pick arms, wedge, can shoot shiruken(doesn't have to shoot shiruken if against rules)
Weight class: Heavy
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
This works. We'll go with MrXarvox's ideas for hazards, plus a flaming pit, because you have to have a flaming pit.
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
Based on complete randomness, here will be the pairings for the first round of the CPA Robot War:

Bladescythe VS. Spherminator
Frenzac VS. Penguin Shredder O'Matic
Horrible-Nasty-Scary-Bot-Of-Death VS. Overload
Hungry Hungry Hippo VS. Mystery Bot of DOOM!!!

I'll give details for battle in the new thread, which will pit Bladescythe and Spherminator.
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Can I get a more accurate description of this Penguin-shredder before I fight it? Is it like a regular household blender just with wheels?


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Azreal the Soulmaster

Guest
A blender tipped over on wheels.......for the sake of a good fight....lets say its a large blender.
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
Sorry, bumping this up, I need to use it for the individual battles.
 
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