...I thought there were seven...
...Seven, to match with the seven deadly sins a person could have...
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Level 7, which isn't deep, punishes for Pride:
What it is: Pride is excessive belief in one's own abilities, that interferes with the individual's recognition of the grace of God. It has been called the sin from which all others arise. Pride is also known as Vanity.
Why you do it: Well-meaning elementary school teachers told you to "believe in yourself."
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Level 6, gettin' deeper, punishes for Envy:
What it is: Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation.
Why you do it: Because other people are so much luckier, smarter, more attractive, and better than you.
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Level 5, punishes for Gluttony:
What it is: Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires.
Why you do it: Because you were weaned improperly as an infant.
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Level 4, deep, punishes for Lust:
Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body.
Why you do it: Oh, please!!!
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Level 3, which is so close to the deep, punishes for Anger:
Anger is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury. It is also known as Wrath.
Why you do it: You're wired for it. Also, the people around you are pretty damn irritating
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Level 2, just before the final punishment, Covetousness:
Covetousness is the desire for material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual. It is also called Greed.
Why you do it: You live in possibly the most pampered, consumerist society since the Roman Empire.
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Level 1, which is the most most horrible, Sloth:
What it is: Sloth is the avoidance of physical or spiritual work.
Why you do it: You're shiftless, lazy, and good fer nuthin'.
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That's what I thought...where do the 9 come from?