What Istanbul's mind thinks up at 4:15 am after a snack of chips and picante sauce

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Istanbul

Guest
Because I Fought Sligh
(sung to the tune of "Because I Got High", by Afro Man)

I was gonna play a theme
But then I fought Sligh.
I was gonna play, and not get creamed
But then I fought Sligh.
Yeah, I didn't cast one creature, and I know why!
(Why, man?)
Because I fought Sligh,
Because I fought Sligh,
Because I fought Sligh.

(ba-da dum dum da-da-dum)

I was gonna play Black/White
But then I fought Sligh.
I was gonna play it, and play it right
But then I fought Sligh.
My Angels didn't help me, and I know why!
(That's right!)
Because I fought Sligh,
Because I fought Sligh,
Because I fought Sligh.

{ba-da dum dum da-da-dum)

I was gonna sit and play
But then I fought Sligh.
(Aw, man!)
I was gonna play Magic all day
But then I fought Sligh.
And if this game lasts three turns, well I know why!
Because I fought Sligh,
Because I fought Sligh,
Because I fought Sligh.

(You givin' up?)

I used to play this game
But then I fought Sligh.
I used to think it wasn't lame
But then I fought Sligh.
Now I'm sellin' all my cards, and I know why!
Because I fought Sligh,
Because I fought Sligh,
Because I fought Sligh.

(Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo, ba-da-bee-bah...)
 
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arhar

Guest
At 5:30 AM all I can say is BRAVO!!! Very good, hehehehehehe
 
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DÛke

Guest
...good job Istanbul.

I hate the original song with all my heart and soul. In my opinion, it lacks everything a song and/or music is supposed to be all about.
 
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Almindhra

Guest
Very good rendition Istanbul......Very good, and funny too!
 
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RabidKimba

Guest
by "a snack of chips and picante sauce", do you mean illegal narcotics? Anyway, good parody. I guess.
 
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