WELCOME TO KILL TEFERI SHOW!!!

[nodnarb24]

The rules are simple:
First rule: Kill Teferi
Second rule: There is no second rule

[me]uses a debigulator on Teferi then steps on him.[/me]

 

[Teferi]

did i actually do anything to u guys?

oh well

[me] gives himself protection from all colors,and cannot be target of spells/ abilities except his own[/me]

 

[K9Archmage]

[me] kills himself and is reincarnated as a flower. Then he sparys pollen at teferi, who swells up and explodes[/me]

OHMYGOD! I killed teferi! I'm a bastard!

Hoipa

 

[nodnarb24]

You didn't do anything to me but it is so much fun.

[me]pushes teferi off a cliff.[/me]

 

[Teferi]

[me] give himself flying[/me]

 

[nodnarb24]

[me]shots teferi down with a 12 gauge shotgun.[/me]

 

[Teferi]

[me] considers using a shot gun an ability it doesn't affect him[/me]

 

[K9Archmage]

*teferi doesn't see the tree and crashes into it

OHMYGOD! Teferi killed himself! you bastard!

Hoipa

 

[nodnarb24]

[me]casts Extinction chosing planswalkers.[/me]

 

[Teferi]

[me] bolts down the tree[/me]

Nodnarb24 Play extinction

[me] in response to nodnarb's exticion phases himself out[/me]

extintion resolves

[me] phases himself back in, cast wrath of god, in response to that phases himself out again, the wrath resolves killing K9 an Nodnarb24, Teferi phases back in[/me]

i should have just countered the exttinion

 

[nodnarb24]

when teferi phases out I cast time and tide phasing him back in and phasing me out. Wrath of god resolves and he die.

 

[Teferi]

Counter Spell

 

[nodnarb24]

[me]kills himself before wrath resolves.[/me]

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac enters the fray and decides what weapon to use.*

Heh-heh-heh.

*Ransac snaps his fingers and Everyone is wearing black clothing. Except that Teferi is wearing a suit 6 sizes too small and chokes to death*

I love doing that.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Hawaiian mage]

[me] casts boomerang on nodnarb[/me]

That Time and Tide move is mine! No one uses it except me!

 

[Teferi]

[me] phases out as ransac does the finger thingy[/me]

[me] phases in and snaps his fingers, ransac is forced to move to norway and become a pig farmer until jesus returns[/me]

i love doing that

 

[nodnarb24]

[me]snaps his fingers and Teferi loses his phasing ability.[/me]

I love doing that.

 

[Teferi]

d'oh!

 

[Teferi]

wait a minute i can't be target of spells or abilities...i still have phasing bwahahaha (cough)

 

[nodnarb24]

[me]snaps his fingers and everyone loses phasing ability.[/me]

I didn't target you this time.