I've been thinking that in a future set WotC should come out w/ a whole set featuring weasel cards. Here's some ideas:
Ferret
G
Creature - Weasel
1/1
If Ferret attacks and is not block, you can have it deal no damage and you control target non-creature Artifact.
"...now where did my socks go?"
Badger
GG1
2/2
Creature - Weasel
Attacking does not cause Badger to Tap
Skunk
G2
2/2
Creature - Weasel
T: tap target creature - it does not tap durring its controler's next untap phase.
"Something smells...funny"
Wolverine
GG3
Creature - Weasel
4/3
First Strike
If Wolverine is blocked, it gains Trample and +1/+1 per blocking creature.
Mi'itza Faanyi'id Queen of Ferrets
GG4
Creature - Weasel Priest Legend
3/4
All Weasels gain +1/+1
T: Regenerate target Weasel
"A mother always watches her children..."
Daughter of Faanyi'id
G2
2/2
Creature - Priest
T: target Weasel cannot be the target of spells or effects of other players and/or creatures they control.
Charm of Faanyi'id
G
Instant
Choose one of the following:
target Weasel gains flying, regenerate target Weasel, destroy target creature blocking or blocked by a Weasel
...just a few thoughts...
-Ferret
"Faanyi'id - Finder of That Which Is..."
Ferret
G
Creature - Weasel
1/1
If Ferret attacks and is not block, you can have it deal no damage and you control target non-creature Artifact.
"...now where did my socks go?"
Badger
GG1
2/2
Creature - Weasel
Attacking does not cause Badger to Tap
Skunk
G2
2/2
Creature - Weasel
T: tap target creature - it does not tap durring its controler's next untap phase.
"Something smells...funny"
Wolverine
GG3
Creature - Weasel
4/3
First Strike
If Wolverine is blocked, it gains Trample and +1/+1 per blocking creature.
Mi'itza Faanyi'id Queen of Ferrets
GG4
Creature - Weasel Priest Legend
3/4
All Weasels gain +1/+1
T: Regenerate target Weasel
"A mother always watches her children..."
Daughter of Faanyi'id
G2
2/2
Creature - Priest
T: target Weasel cannot be the target of spells or effects of other players and/or creatures they control.
Charm of Faanyi'id
G
Instant
Choose one of the following:
target Weasel gains flying, regenerate target Weasel, destroy target creature blocking or blocked by a Weasel
...just a few thoughts...
-Ferret
"Faanyi'id - Finder of That Which Is..."