Weasels!!!!

Discussion in 'Home Made Cards' started by Ferret, Oct 2, 2002.

  1. Ferret CPA Founder, Slacker

    I've been thinking that in a future set WotC should come out w/ a whole set featuring weasel cards. Here's some ideas:

    Ferret
    G
    Creature - Weasel
    1/1
    If Ferret attacks and is not block, you can have it deal no damage and you control target non-creature Artifact.

    "...now where did my socks go?"

    Badger
    GG1
    2/2
    Creature - Weasel
    Attacking does not cause Badger to Tap

    Skunk
    G2
    2/2
    Creature - Weasel
    T: tap target creature - it does not tap durring its controler's next untap phase.

    "Something smells...funny"

    Wolverine
    GG3
    Creature - Weasel
    4/3
    First Strike
    If Wolverine is blocked, it gains Trample and +1/+1 per blocking creature.

    Mi'itza Faanyi'id Queen of Ferrets
    GG4
    Creature - Weasel Priest Legend
    3/4
    All Weasels gain +1/+1
    T: Regenerate target Weasel

    "A mother always watches her children..."

    Daughter of Faanyi'id
    G2
    2/2
    Creature - Priest
    T: target Weasel cannot be the target of spells or effects of other players and/or creatures they control.

    Charm of Faanyi'id
    G
    Instant
    Choose one of the following:
    target Weasel gains flying, regenerate target Weasel, destroy target creature blocking or blocked by a Weasel

    ...just a few thoughts...

    -Ferret

    "Faanyi'id - Finder of That Which Is..."
  2. Jigglypuff Big Cute Pink Thing

    On the Daughter of Faanyi'id, you can just say:

    T: Target Weasel may not be the target of spells or abilities controlled by an opponent this turn.

    That would cover any targeting thing your opponent tried, from Shock to a Prodigal Sorceror.

    I like the idea behind the cards. It's too late at night to think of other clever things to say, so I'll leave it at that.

    (- Steve -)
  3. Istanbul Sucker MCs call me sire.

    Buttweasel (1BR)
    Creature - Zombie Weasel
    Buttweasel can't be blocked by only one creature.
    2B: Buttweasel deals 1 damage to all creatures and players.
    There's one in every crowd...
    2/2

    Pounce (U)
    Instant
    Weasels you control gain flying until end of turn.
    They only scurry until they have a reason to do otherwise.

    Egg Clutch (1G)
    Sorcery
    Distribute X +1/+1 counters among Weasels you control, where X is the number of Forests you control plus the number of Birds your opponents control.
    When it comes to hunting for eggs, weasels really suck.
  4. Ferret CPA Founder, Slacker

    Those were quite cool. It allows people to create multi-coloured Weseal decks...

    Here's a new one:

    Faanyi'id's Crusade
    GG
    Remove all rats from the game.
    "For five millenia my childrend have hunted them...now it is time to finish things"
    -Mi'itza Faanyi'id Queen of Ferrets

    -Ferret

    "...oddly enough, I like rats..."
  5. train The Wildcard!!!...

    Are badgers, skunks, and wolverines weasels?

    Zoology is not my strong point.:rolleyes:
  6. Ferret CPA Founder, Slacker

    Yup!

    They are all part of the species Musteledae. It also inlcudes otters, polecats, and Mink (one of nature's most vicious hunters). It's a whole family dedicated to pleasure in all things.

    -Ferret

    "typing and smoking is hard..."

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