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Captain Caveman

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If Indiana Jones was a Magic character what would his
card look like?

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Caveman
 
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Chaos Turtle

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Indiana Jones
3UW
Creature - Legend
3/2

As long as there is a snake in play, Indiana Jones does not untap during the untap step.

1U, Tap: Gain control of target non-creature artifact. It gains, "Whenever Indiana Jones blocks or becomes blocked, return this artifact to its owner's control."

1W, Tap: Put target non-creature artifact card from any graveyard into play under your control. It gains, "At the beginning of your upkeep, pay W or sacrifice this artifact."

"Snakes...why did it have to be snakes?"
--Indiana Jones
 
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Chaos Turtle

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Lost Ark
5
Legendary Artifact

Lost ark comes into play tapped and does not untap during the untap step.
If Lost Ark becomes untapped, shuffle Lost Ark into its owner's library to destroy all creatures.

Close your eyes! Don't look at it!
 
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Gumby Khan

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Tomb of Lost Souls
Legendary Land
Comes into play tapped.
T: add 3 to your mana pool, then sacrifice this land at the end of turn.

1B,T, sacrifice this land: Put 3 1/1 black snake tokens into play.

"Where are all those snakes coming from!"
-Indiana Jones
 
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smurfturd

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Bad Dates
BB
Sorcery

Destroy all Apes, Apes cannot be regenerated.

"Monkey see, Monkey do"
 
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Multani

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Tag Guard

I haven't seen Indiana Jones yet.
However, I can really see an Indiana Jones
Magic Set. :D
Hmmmmm..... Let Chaos or FoR take a look at this.

:)
 
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Gumby Khan

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Holy Grail
4
Artifact
4,T: Name one creature you control. Then, shuffle all creatures you control, face down and target opponent chooses one. Reveal that card, if it is the named creature, prevent all damage to that creature until end of turn. If not, destroy the revealed creature.

-"Choose wisely, my son."
Sir Galahad

Here's another,

Charlie
3W
Legendary Pilot
1/3
W,T: Target creature you control gains flying until end of turn.

T: Prevent all damage dealt to this creature by creatures without flying.

-"Charlie, start the engine!!!"
Indiana Jones while running from local natives.
 
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Gumby Khan

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Multani, are you serious about not ever seeing Indiana Jones or any of the spin-offs/sequels? Even Young Indiana Jones, the TV series? If so, please, PLEASE, do yourself a favor and run (don't walk) to the nearest video store and rent the original Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark! You will NOT be disappointed. The sequels sucked in comparison, but still had some highlights. Sean Connery can never suck and action scenes always rocked!:)
 
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Chaos Turtle

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Here's some trivial stuff.

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Elsa's Kiss
2U
Instant
Tap or untap target creature. Gain control of that creature until end of turn unless its controller pays 2.

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Mola Ram
2BU
Creature - Priest Legend
1/3

1B, Tap: Target creature loses its current creature type(s) and becomes a Zombie.

2U, Tap: Gain control of target Zombie.

Tap, Sacrifice a Zombie: Add BBB to your mana pool.

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Marcus Brody
3W
Creature - Legend
1/2
Artifacts you control can't be the target of spells or abilities.

Tap, Remove an artifact you control from the game: Draw a card.

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Belzig's Scar
RR
Enchant Creature

As Belzig's Scar comes into play, name an artifact card.

Put a -1/-1 counter on enchanted creature: Search any opponent's library for a copy of the artifact card named when Belzig's Scar came into play. If you find one, put it into play under your control. That player shuffles his or her library.
 
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Captain Caveman

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Its hard to believe Multani hasn't seen Raiders of the
Lost Ark, Temple of Doom or the Last Crusade. If you get
a chance by all means check them out.


All of the card ideas are really good. They seem to fit the
character/object. I like all of them but my three favorite
are: Holy Grail, Lost Ark and of course Indiana Jones.


Keep them coming!

Caveman
 
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Gumby Khan

Guest
Staff of Ra
2
Artifact
Fading: 2
3,T: Exchange control of this artifact and target non-creature artifact controlled by target opponent. At end of turn, destroy exchanged artifact and Staff of Ra.

"They digging in the wrong place!"
-Sallah

Belloq
2RR
Legendary Archeologist
1/1
Echo
2RR,T: Gain control of target artifact controlled by target opponent. Lose control when Belloq leaves play.

"So, Mr. Jones. Again, we see that there is nothing you can possess, that I cannot take away."
-Belloq, Nazi puppet
 
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linsivvi

Guest
Actually bad dates should be
RR
Destroy Target Creature unless its controler sacrifices and ape
 
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Gumby Khan

Guest
Marion Ravenwood
1WR
Legendary Ex-lover
2/2
Protection from black
T: Tap target creature, unless that creature's controller pays 3.

"More wine, Belloq?"
-Marion

Sallah
2WG
Legendary Sidekick
3/3
Fading; 4
Sallah cannot attack or block, unless another legendary creature is in play.
Take a fade counter off Sallah: Prevent all damage to target creature, other than Sallah, until end of turn.

"Looks very dangerous. You go first."
-Sallah to Indiana Jones
 
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Gryphonclaw

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Foreign delicacys
2GG
Enchantment
Sacrifice a creature: put x delicacy counters on (this), where x equals the creatures casting cost.
Remove a delicacy counter from (this):Target creature with a toughness of 3 or greater gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Remove a delicacy counter from (this):Tap target creature with a tougness of 2 or less.

"Could I have something simple? Like soup?"
Willie Scott, Temple of Doom
 
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immortal grave walker

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The last crusade
10
legendary artifact
When the last crusade comes into play you loose 5 life. sacrifice the last crusade, each player puts all cards in thier graveyard into play. each player then has one turn left. the person with the most life wins.

This might be to powerful of a card but it would be fun.
 
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