Discussion in 'Battle Arena' started by Bob, Apr 1, 2001.

  1. Bob Idiot

    i'm gonna make a tournament for the best RPing fighters in the CPA. I'm participatingof course, and beat RXI. Once you are beaten, you are elimated. Were ahving signup right now. Everyone except RXI can join, since I beat him already.

    No God Moding
    No Flaming
    You lose when you give up. Be reasonable.If a fight is too long, I'll decide it.
    I must approve of your weapon
    Magic is allowed

    To join:

    Post Name
    preferred enemy
    Anakis Moreven
    Lightsaber, Vibro-Spatula, The Force
    Riva Iron Grip
  2. Dementia CPA's Chair Wielding Maniac

    I wish to join in.

    My weapon of choice is an altar(if you don't play magic you probably don't understand. I also use a steel folding chair if I have to fight hand to hand :)

    I have no preferred enemy. I will fight any and all. I do not wish to kill anyone, only to entertain(watch to much wrestling) but if killing is required I will not hesitate to do so.

    CPA Chair-welding freak :D
  3. Daggertooth The Rune Master



    When in human form: Rune covered shield, Rune covered double edged sword, and Rune covered Dragon Armor. (I am the rune master :))

    I will chalange Dementia. Why? No reason, just the first name that came to mind.
  4. Dementia CPA's Chair Wielding Maniac

    Well I am no match for you. I have but a simple steel chair where as you have weapons with Runes a plenty so I must graciously decline your challenge.

    (Dementia grins as Snaggletooth buys it and turns his back to walk away)

    Dementia thwoops Snaggletooth in the back of the head with his trusty steel chair(you mentioned nothing of a Rune studded helmet:()

    Dementia drag Snaggletooth's semiconscious body over to a table(HeHe WAY to much wrestling) sets the table up and puts Snaggletooth up on the table.

    (Dementia climbs to rooftop and readys himself to do a Swanton Bomb onto helpless Snaggletooth)

    Than, right as Dementia is about to jump, Snaggletooth weighing about 400 hundred pounds from the Rune covered Dragon Armor breaks harmlessly through the table landing on the soft ground.

    **** Says Dementia climbing down from the roof very disappointed.

    When he gets back down he realizes Snaggletooth has recovered and is quite angry.

    "Hi Snaggletooth" says Dementia (gulp)...........
  5. Daggertooth The Rune Master

    That would have been cool if I was still in this thread. But I left to start my own battle thread with you. As you have already discovered.

    But now I know your methods of fighting. Ha Ha Ha

  6. nanokill Veteran CPA Member<BR><FONT co

    (fades in Raetic...some know him as talas...and in he come wielding the magic of his heritage and he weapons)

    Weapons of choice

    enchanted scimitars at hips(excerps from Forggoten realms the ancient ice blades gotten from icingdeath and twinkle)

    and an unbreakable perfectly balanced quarterstaff

  7. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    I wish to enter.

    Blade of many words
    No prefered enemy, just bring it (raises eyebrow)

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  8. xreemer CPA Loud Mouth

    I'm up for a fight. Though I'm untested in battle, I shouldn't have any trouble taking anyone on with my superior rhetoric.

    For my weapon I shall use a my extraordinary voice and two broad swords.

    "So who's it going to be? How about I get to know nanokill a little better?"
  9. maraud234 Sir Psycho Sexy

    For my weapon I will use the almighty hole puncher, and if anybody challenges me I will promptly hit them in the head with it and run away, mostly because everybody else has real weapons and I am wielding a lowly hole puncher
  10. nanokill Veteran CPA Member<BR><FONT co

    (casts a globe of drow darkness around xreemer's head then in a burst of elvin speed knocks both the longswords out of xreemer's hands with one fluid motion with the quarter staff, then plants a decent jab with the staff knocking x down) "remember the world's greatest blademaster's only defeat in history of 10 thousand battles was to the hands of a farmer with a quarterstaff.." :)

    (walks of to find new opponent)
  11. Riva Iron-Grip da Kandy Man

    supsup. BOB?! Why me? i dont understand. i barely know you foo!! fine then whatevers

    Riva Iron-Grip
    Dragon Lance, Chainmail, Iron-Grip's sword, Throwing daggers, Level 3 Lightning blade from Omnimushi Warriors :) YAY!! oh, and of course i will use P.L.U.R into this fight.
    BOB, and of course, um....Istanbul(dont like his politics) and TomB.

    Nano, will thou help an old friend in dire need? It seems to thy, that thee hath entered into a realm of darkness. Hath thee given up thy quest for glory, and angels, and finally joined the DARK side? <---------Insert sinister laugh here!!!!
  12. Prince RXI CPA Moon-Boy

    Hey, the match between you and me was NOT part of this tournament. So I can still be in this one Bob.

    Name: Prince Raiser Serenity Neutrial the 11th
    Weapon: The Neu-Blade; Neu-Plate; Moon Rings
    Mt friend Daggertooth is my favored enemy.

    Prince RXI, Moon's spirit of purity and life
  13. xreemer CPA Loud Mouth

    Enraged, xreemer lets out a loud xreem (whatever that is) and grows to thrice his original size. xreemer lands a colossal blow on nanokill's head as he walks away, knocking him unconcious.

    Now xreemer walks away to find a better opponent.
  14. Daggertooth The Rune Master

    Awwwww. I feel so loved. I apriciate your prefering to do battle against me, but unfortunatly I'm already engaged in a life or death struggle with a chair wieldind manicac.

    If I win, and you win, we can battle in the next round.

  15. Prince RXI CPA Moon-Boy

    Word... apron... cool

    Prince RXI, when worlds break, I get out the vacuum
  16. Bob Idiot

    Riva: I just wanted to see how good of a fighter you were.

    Dementia vs Daggertooth
    Nano vs. Xreemer
    Bob vs. Riva
    Ransac vs. Maurad
    RXI will fight either Dementia or Daggertooth, depending on which one wins
  17. Chernobyl Hamster New Member

    CAn i be a secret agent that hides underneath the ring and blows up unprovoked?
  18. Riva Iron-Grip da Kandy Man

    o well in that case...En Gard.

    **slashes at Bob with Iron-Grip's sword. the orb of Aldur Flares a seething violet, causing fear into the other contestants. They all stop and run away**

    Haha. Now bob, what you mean by "good"fighter, is really how much of an imagination i have, and how well that i can put it into words. but whatever's

    **Waits for Bob's Response
  19. nanokill Veteran CPA Member&lt;BR&gt;&lt;FONT co

    even though xreemer was blinded..(globe of darkness) i'll let it slide...i simply deflect the blow with my unbreakabl quarterstaff...i then cast a bit of surface elf magic and shrink u back to normal size..(which u will stay) then... since i must fight you i take out my ice scimitar and use the ice blade to shatter both of ur long swords...(it would be easier if that thing had a name like twinkle does) then sheathe back the blades..and take up my quarter staff again...sweep your legs out and hold it poised for a killing stroke to the throat........................."yield?"

    if u yield the fight is over with me and u got to fight another opponent....
  20. xreemer CPA Loud Mouth

    Strange . . . I've never heard of a magic spell called "globe of darkness," that must have been why it didn't affect me. ;)

    I may be permanently my size, I'll give you that, but you're not permanently yours. Size is relative. Xreemer lets out yet another xreem (I really don't like using it so much, but nonokill is so delerious that he is invinsible he's almost convinving) and turns nanokill to 1/23 his original size. Nanokill's own "ice scimitar" lands on top of him, pinning him pitifully to the ground.

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