Today is my BirthDay!

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Preacher_Man

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Because today is my Birth Day, I am going to give of my heart and offer my great and perfect wisdom to all who ask.

Go ahead my children, and open your soul to me, thusly cleansing yourself of sin and idolotry.
 
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Preacher_Man

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If I wished for my promise of good will to be displayed here in the so-called "off-topic" forum, then I would have posted it there!

Do not try and foil my path of light! Do not tempt me into calling upon this place a plauge of ants and a brimstone sky!

I demand my offer for salvation be put back now!
 
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