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NeuroDeus

Guest
Honest Knight
1WWW
Creature - Honesty
2/2
First Strike. Creatures blocking or blocked by Honest Knight gain first strike until end of turn.
3: Target opponent's creature gains first strike until end of turn.
"Gimme that sword, it ain't yours" -Gerald, Honest Knight, too honest...

Lord of the Enlightning Darkness
B
Creature - You name it
16/1
L.o.t.E.D. may be the target of spells or abilities. L.o.t.E.D. may attack only when a creature with power greater than that of L.o.t.E.D. is in play.
"It."

Number One
0
Creature - Of course not 2
0/1
You got no reason to play Number One. Put X +1/+1 counters on Number One. X must not exceed the number of hairs on your head.
X : Number One becomes Number X and his creature type becomes "Of course not X + 1"
"Calm down, you still got a day to play"

Kewee
3B
Creature - Bird, Little Bird
12/12
Kewee can flying (bird usually do).
1 : Kewee becomes fat and loses flying.
"Boredom is what you make it, spam is something else."

Everthing explained in Kewee's flavor text...
 
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Yawgmoth

Guest
OKAY! GRATE! THAT IS REAL GRATE! (sarcasum)


There are real good.
 
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MrXarvox

Guest
Toadflax G
Enchantment
Sacrifice two lands: put a Toad or Flax token into play.
Sacrifice a Toad: Put a Flax token into play.
Sacrifice a Flax: Put a Toad token into play.
All Flaxes are 0/4 creatures.
All Toads are 3/1 creatures.

"Toadflax!" - Random Exclamation
 
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