Takin' up over da CPA

Discussion in 'Battle Arena' started by NeuroDeus, Mar 1, 2001.

  1. NeuroDeus Doctor Wundindlinyg

    Oh! yes I will bang this place up and change it into a respected POKEMON Forum en make you all baztards scream and whelp like bloody Pikachus...

    Har Har...
  2. Prince RXI CPA Moon-Boy

    POKEMON?!?!?!?!?!?! POKEMON ARE ALSO KNOWN AS PUKEMON, *****MON, AND ***MON, (sorry about swearing, I just couldn't say it any other way.)

    I will purify this land of all DUMB dopey POKEMON!!!!





    Prince RXI, Moon's spirit of purity and life

    [Let's watch it, 'kay? -Spidey]
  3. Multani Treetrunk Guy

    (Multani slips up behind NeuroDeus, and puts a gun to his head.)
    To quote Tyr.."Not if your dead....now shut up"
  4. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    Verdant-chu, I choose YOU!

    *Gerode's Verdant Force beats the living crap out of NeuroDeus for even JOKING about Pokemon.
  5. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    SPIRIT OF THE NIGHT!!!!!!!!! I CHOOSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!


    *Everybody's first Flying, Trampling, Hasting, First-strike-when-attacking 6/5 beats up on NeuroDeus pretty bad. Eww, I think he needs his face put back on.*



    Ransac, cpa trash man
  6. xreemer CPA Loud Mouth

    You know, I think NeuroDeus posted this thread just to get beat up.

    Sounds like FUN!

    Devouring Strossus!! I choose you!!

    *xreemer releases a Devouring Strossus from a poke ball*

    "oops! bad choice!"

    *xreemer sacks himself to the the Devouring Strossus. The Strossus devours NeuroDeus's ankle.*
  7. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    DWARVEN PONY!!!!! I CHOOSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!


    *Dwarven pony appears and gets it's little pony @$$ kicked left and right.*



    Dang, really bad choice.



    Ransac, cpa trash man
  8. NeuroDeus Doctor Wundindlinyg

    Troublesome Spirit I choose you... GO!!!!

    Ha Ha! I got defence you buzztards!!

    POKEMON FORUMS IT WILL BE!
  9. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac snaps his fingers and lightning blasts the Troublesome Spirit, killing it.*

    Oh, come on. B.F.M.!!!!!!!!!!!! I CHOOSE YOU!!!!


    *A resounding "Aw crap" echoes through the field as the B.F.M.(A 99/99 creature) decimates every pokemon on the planet. Parents everywhere rejoice.*


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  10. TURD CUTTER!!! Mr. Happy

    B.M.F.(Big Mother F**ker), I choose you!!!!

    *A resounding "That's one big mother f**cker!" echoes through the world as the B.M.F. starts having sex with everyone's mother. TURD CUTTER!!! then shoots every Pokemon that he sees, then he shoots Ransac, just for the heck of it.
  11. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    You know, maybe we should spare NeuroDeus and ban him instead. Nah...

    *Fuzzy510, keeping up with the times, releases a Draco. It just sits on NeuroDeus, flattening him into a Pokemon-lovin' pancake.
  12. NeuroDeus Doctor Wundindlinyg

    Draco please get up your squashing my... ok ok I confess I hate Pokemon...
  13. Daggertooth The Rune Master

    Now everybody, Lets stone NeuroDeus For even thinking about pokemon.




    Daggertooth picks up a large rock and throughs it at NeuroDeus. It smacks him in the head.

    Daggertooth
  14. NeuroDeus Doctor Wundindlinyg

    NeuroDeus takes out his 9-barreled shotgun and blasts home Daggertooth's head... one sucker gone... whose next!
  15. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    *Fuzzy510 tells his Draco to sit on NeuroDeus again. NeuroDeus' shotgun is now a little flat piece of metal.
  16. TURD CUTTER!!! Mr. Happy

    *TURD CUTTER!!! drops a stone on NeuroDeus's flattened nuts.
  17. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac lightning blasts NeuroDeus's nuts.*



    Ransac, cpa trash man
  18. Prince RXI CPA Moon-Boy

    MY VERDANT FORCE!!! I CHOOSE YOU!!!

    *RXI's Verdant Force apears, along with over 1000000 1/1 saproling tokens, and destroy all the pokemon in the world, solar sytem, galaxy, and universe. All pokemon lovers everywhere start to cry. A big pile of S**t falls on them all where ever they are.*

    TAKE THAT!!!





    Prince RXI, Moon's spirit of purity and life
  19. Teferi Veteran CPA Member,Capt. Nemo

    some1 stop this sick ungodly thread right now

    *Teferi cast extintion chooseing pokemon

    that's that

    *Teferi then realizes he said planeswalkers, teferi slowly dies

    no god noooooooooooooo
  20. NeuroDeus Doctor Wundindlinyg

    FUZZY YOU DESTROYED MY SHOTGUN - MOM GAVE IT TO ME ON MY 7TH BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    BOOM!! AUTO-SUICIDE-SUPA-EXPLOSION

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