Sports League Season 5, Week 13: Turgy22 vs. Rokapoke

R

rokapoke

Guest
Well, I only rolled a 3 on my six-sided die. Good luck.
 

turgy22

Nothing Special
I'll play first.
Draw 7. Keep.

Swamp. Done.

Turgy22: 20
Hand: 6
Library: 33
Battlefield
(U) Swamp x1

Graveyard:
Exile:

Rokapoke: 20
Hand: ?
Library: ??
Battlefield

Graveyard:
Exile:
 
R

rokapoke

Guest
Draw 7. Keep.

Draw.
Mountain.
Done.


Turgy22: 20
Hand: 6
Library: 33
Battlefield
(U) Swamp x1

Graveyard:
Exile:

Rokapoke: 20
Hand: 7
Library: 32
Battlefield
(U) Mountain x1

Graveyard:
Exile:
 

turgy22

Nothing Special
Draw.
Swamp.
Done.


Turgy22: 20
Hand: 6
Library: 32
Battlefield
(UU) Swamp x2

Graveyard:
Exile:

Rokapoke: 20
Hand: 7
Library: 32
Battlefield
(U) Mountain x1

Graveyard:
Exile:
 
R

rokapoke

Guest
Draw.
Mountain.
Done.


Turgy22: 20
Hand: 6
Library: 32
Battlefield
(UU) Swamp x2

Graveyard:
Exile:

Rokapoke: 20
Hand: 7
Library: 31
Battlefield
(UU) Mountain x2

Graveyard:
Exile:
 

turgy22

Nothing Special
I can really sense the intensity ratcheting up here.
Untap, upkeep, draw.
Swamp.
Done.

Turgy22: 20
Hand: 6
Library: 31
Battlefield
(UUU) Swamp x2

Graveyard:
Exile:

Rokapoke: 20
Hand: 7
Library: 31
Battlefield
(UU) Mountain x2

Graveyard:
Exile:
 
R

rokapoke

Guest
Untap, upkeep, draw.
Uh-oh.
Done.
End of turn, I'll pay R to use the Madness cost of Fiery Temper as I discard it. I'll target you for the 3 damage.



Turgy22: 17
Hand: 6
Library: 31
Battlefield
(UUU) Swamp x2

Graveyard:
Exile:

Rokapoke: 20
Hand: 7
Library: 30
Battlefield
(UU) Mountain x2

Graveyard: Fiery Temper
Exile:
 

turgy22

Nothing Special
Better that than Thunderblade Charge.

Untap, upkeep, draw.
Alright. Time to mix things up.
Island.
Done.

Turgy22: 17
Hand: 6
Library: 30
Battlefield
(UUU) Swamp x3
(U) Island x1

Graveyard:
Exile:

Rokapoke: 20
Hand: 7
Library: 30
Battlefield
(UU) Mountain x2

Graveyard: Fiery Temper
Exile:
 
R

rokapoke

Guest
Untap, upkeep, draw.
This is not going well.
Discard Bloodpyre Elemental.
Done.


Turgy22: 17
Hand: 6
Library: 30
Battlefield
(UUU) Swamp x3
(U) Island x1

Graveyard:
Exile:

Rokapoke: 20
Hand: 7
Library: 30
Battlefield
(UU) Mountain x2

Graveyard: Fiery Temper, Bloodpyre Elemental
Exile:
 

turgy22

Nothing Special
Oh wow. You're seriously stuck on 2 lands. I thought you held back on purpose to madness the temper.
Untap, upkeep, draw.
Seafloor Debris.
Stalker Hag.
Done.

Turgy22: 17
Hand: 5
Library: 29
Battlefield
(TTT) Swamp x3
(U) Island x1
(T) Seafloor Debris (EtB tapped; T: Add U; T, Sac: Add Z)

Stalker Hag (3/2; Swampwalk; Forestwalk)

Graveyard:
Exile:

Rokapoke: 20
Hand: 7
Library: 30
Battlefield
(UU) Mountain x2

Graveyard: Fiery Temper, Bloodpyre Elemental
Exile:
 
R

rokapoke

Guest
No, I really wish I was just messing around. Stuck on 2.

Untap, upkeep, draw.
Discard Sandstorm.
Done.

Turgy22: 17
Hand: 5
Library: 29
Battlefield
(TTT) Swamp x3
(U) Island x1
(T) Seafloor Debris (EtB tapped; T: Add U; T, Sac: Add Z)

Stalker Hag (3/2; Swampwalk; Forestwalk)

Graveyard:
Exile:

Rokapoke: 20
Hand: 7
Library: 29
Battlefield
(UU) Mountain x2

Graveyard: Fiery Temper, Bloodpyre Elemental, Sandstorm
Exile:
 

turgy22

Nothing Special
Untap, upkeep, draw.
Attack with Stalker Hag.
Assuming no response...
Swamp.
Graxiplon.
Done.

Turgy22: 17
Hand: 4
Library: 28
Battlefield
(TTTT) Swamp x4
(T) Island x1
(T) Seafloor Debris (EtB tapped; T: Add U; T, Sac: Add Z)

(T) Stalker Hag (3/2; Swampwalk; Forestwalk)
(S) Graxiplon (3/4; Graxiplon can't be blocked unless defending player controls three or more creatures that share a creature type.)

Graveyard:
Exile:

Rokapoke: 20 / 17?
Hand: 7
Library: 29
Battlefield
(UU) Mountain x2

Graveyard: Fiery Temper, Bloodpyre Elemental, Sandstorm
Exile:
 
R

rokapoke

Guest
Untap, upkeep, draw.
Discard Hobgoblin Dragoon.
Done.

I think this game won't make my top 10...
Also, I won't be vindictive about voting for an MVP this game, so you don't have to hold back. Your MVP is my mana screw, which I sure hope gets immediately retired.


Turgy22: 17
Hand: 4
Library: 28
Battlefield
(TTTT) Swamp x4
(T) Island x1
(T) Seafloor Debris (EtB tapped; T: Add U; T, Sac: Add Z)

(T) Stalker Hag (3/2; Swampwalk; Forestwalk)
(S) Graxiplon (3/4; Graxiplon can't be blocked unless defending player controls three or more creatures that share a creature type.)

Graveyard:
Exile:

Rokapoke: 20 / 17?
Hand: 7
Library: 28
Battlefield
(UU) Mountain x2

Graveyard: Fiery Temper, Bloodpyre Elemental, Sandstorm, Hobgoblin Dragoon
Exile:
 

turgy22

Nothing Special
Also, I won't be vindictive about voting for an MVP this game, so you don't have to hold back.
Will do. I'll try to end your suffering as quickly as possible.

Untap, upkeep, draw.
Attack for 6.
Swamp.
Wurmcoil Engine.
Done.

Turgy22: 17
Hand: 3
Library: 27
Battlefield
(UTTTT) Swamp x5
(T) Island x1
(T) Seafloor Debris (EtB tapped; T: Add U; T, Sac: Add Z)

(T) Stalker Hag (3/2; Swampwalk; Forestwalk)
(T) Graxiplon (3/4; Graxiplon can't be blocked unless defending player controls three or more creatures that share a creature type.)
(S) Wurmcoil Engine (6/6; Lifelink; Deathtouch; makes more wurms when it dies.)

Graveyard:
Exile:

Rokapoke: 11
Hand: 7
Library: 28
Battlefield
(UU) Mountain x2

Graveyard: Fiery Temper, Bloodpyre Elemental, Sandstorm, Hobgoblin Dragoon
Exile:
 
R

rokapoke

Guest
Untap, upkeep, draw.
Sigh.
Discard Beastbreaker of Bala Ged.

Congrats. I'd cast Weapon Surge on your behalf during your next attack but it only works on creatures I control...
Apparently I need to have three lands in my opening hand, not just two.



Turgy22: 17
Hand: 3
Library: 27
Battlefield
(UTTTT) Swamp x5
(T) Island x1
(T) Seafloor Debris (EtB tapped; T: Add U; T, Sac: Add Z)

(T) Stalker Hag (3/2; Swampwalk; Forestwalk)
(T) Graxiplon (3/4; Graxiplon can't be blocked unless defending player controls three or more creatures that share a creature type.)
(S) Wurmcoil Engine (6/6; Lifelink; Deathtouch; makes more wurms when it dies.)

Graveyard:
Exile:

Rokapoke: 11
Hand: 7
Library: 28
Battlefield
(UU) Mountain x2

Graveyard: Fiery Temper, Bloodpyre Elemental, Sandstorm, Hobgoblin Dragoon, Beastbreaker of Bala Ged
Exile:
 
R

rokapoke

Guest
I cast my vote for Swamp. Clearly they gave you an unfair advantage in this game :D.
 
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