First, Spidey: Yah, I can go to school if I want to. I need a little nametag and visitor's pass, but since I've graduated, they can't do a damn thing about me showing up.
"I do like seeing my friends, but what's this about hanging out? Here, one class ends and you have to sprint to the other side of the school a couple miles away, and you get their late anyway, and then you get yelled at. How do you hang out? And how the heck do you get to play Magic every day at school? I've never had a class stress me out either, but I've yet to find a teacher that will let me play Magic in class..."
Hmm... I get to brag about the school I just graduated from again!
Basically, I went a nerd highschool. That meant it consisted of 150 socially inept geeks and nerds with computers, several dozen of which played Magic. And while teachers never let us play during class, free time and after school were fair game. And since we had only 150 students, the classes were localized in two short hallways. No class was more than 20 meters from another.
There, I'm done bragging now. I could say more, but I like my head attached to my shoulders.