Rock Band Cards

Discussion in 'Home Made Cards' started by Thallid Ice Cream Man, Apr 26, 2003.

  1. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    Let's make cards about rock bands we know.
    The best part is you can make jokes that no one else will get! (maybe. it depends on how many other people know about the bands you like. this is not an official statement from the US government.)

    I'll start.

    King Crimson I
    R
    Creature - Lord Legend
    1/1
    RR, Remove King Crimson I from the game: Search your library for King Crimson II and put it into play. Then shuffle your library.

    King Crimson II
    1RR
    Creature - Lord Legend
    2/2
    Discard a creature card from your hand, sacrifice King Crimson II: Search your library for King Crimson III and put it into play. Then shuffle your library.

    Robert Fripp the Mighty
    2UR
    Creature - Musician Legend
    2/3
    Tap: Choose and discard a card from your hand, then draw a card. You may use this ability thrice.
    Tap: Discard your hand, then put that many cards from the bottom of your library into your hand. You may use this ability thrice.
    Robert Fripp may only attack thrice.

    More to come...
  2. train The Wildcard!!!...

    Mercury Rising
    RRBB
    Creature - Freddie Mercury
    0/1
    Tap, 1: Target player stands up and performs the Bohemian Rhapsody.
    Use this ability only once per player, per game.
  3. arhar Member

    King Crimson rule, almost as much as Genesis :D
  4. Ferret CPA Founder, Slacker

    Let's have some fun w/ this:

    Keith Richards
    BU2
    Creature - Musician Zombie Legend
    B: Prevent the next point of damage to Keith Richards
    U: Keith Richards is untargetable until end of turn.
    U1: Keith Richards is unblockable.

    If Keith Richards is placed in Graveyard from play return him to play tapped.

    -Ferret

    "Back for another tour..."
  5. Ferret CPA Founder, Slacker

    Wait! I've got another one:

    Def Lepard
    BUR5
    Enchantment

    At the beginning of your upkeep if you control no creatures, destroy <>. When <> comes into play search your library for four creature cards and place them into play.

    BU1: if a creature is placed in your graveyard from play, return it to play w/ a -1/0 counter on it.

    -Ferret

    "I'd give my left arm to be in Def Lepard!"
  6. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    DropKick Willy (1)
    Creature Artifact Legend
    Tap: Force any player to hum any musical tune.
    (1): Destroy target CD by an artist other than Dropkick Willy
  7. 13NoVa The Ruins That We Hold

    Chazzy-chaz 2
    Artifact legend creature
    2: Tap- search for spike minoda, BBBrad, Phoenix Farril, master Hahn, or Robby and put them into play.
    1/1

    Spike minoda 2
    Artifact legend creature
    2: Tap- search for Chazzy-chaz, BBBrad, Phoenix Farril, master Hahn, or Robby and put them into play.
    1/1

    BBBrad 2
    Artifact legend creature
    2: Tap- search for Chazzy-chaz, Spike minoda, Phoenix Farril, master Hahn, or Robby and put them into play.
    1/1

    Phoenix farril 2
    Artifact legend creature
    2: Tap- search for Chazzy-chaz, Spike minoda, BBBrad, master Hahn, or Robby and put them into play.
    1/1

    Master Hahn 2
    Artifact legend creature
    2: Tap- search for Chazzy-chaz, Spike minoda, BBBrad, Phoenix Farril, or Robby and put them into play.
    1/1

    Robby 2
    Artifact legend creature
    2: Tap- search for Chazzy-chaz, Spike minoda, BBBrad, Phoenix Farril, or master Hahn and put it into play.
    1/1



    LINKIN PARK Concert Venue 0
    artifact
    Set this card aside before you play the game.
    0: put this card into your hand
    If you have All 6 members of linkin park in play, and a Linkin park song is on the radio (CD player doesnt count), you win the game.

    If at any point another player can name all 6 members of Linkin Park, remove all LINKIN PARK CONCERT VENUE's from the game
  8. arhar Member

    I got a better card for Linkin Park:

    Linkin Park
    BBB

    Enchantment

    If Linkin Park is on the board, and any player has Taste in Music, that player must close his ears or remove Linkin Park from the game area by any means possible.



    Please, No More
    BB

    Sorcery

    When you play Please, No More, and a Linkin Park song is on the radio, target player that has Taste in Music must run around the room, flailing around uncontrollably screaming "Please, No More!"


    Craaaaaaawling up my butt..... ARRRGH PLEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!!!
  9. Ferret CPA Founder, Slacker

    Wait! inspired again!

    Sisters of Mercy
    Creature - Musicians
    BBB3
    0/6

    All other creatures in play are black and 0/1 w/ no abilities. Occasionaly they can be tapped for no reason whatsoever...

    -Ferret

    "...lots of mindless Goths just hanging around feeling depressed..."
  10. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    Pink Floyd
    2RW
    Creature -- Nazi (watch the wall movie to know what I mean)
    5/4
    Pink Floyd can't attack if there are other creatures in play.
    2: Pink Floyd deals 1 damage to target creature.

    The Wall
    1
    Creature -- Wall
    -25/1
    During your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on the Wall.
    If the wall's power is less than 1, your creatures can't attack.

    Kickass Guitar Solo
    3WU
    Sorcery
    Creatures can't attack this turn. Tap all creatures. (most likely overkill in terms of making them attack but that's the point)

    Neil Peart
    2RR
    Creature -- Ogre
    Sacrifice Neil Peart: Spend the next 20 minutes using any and all permanents as drums. Then remove them from the game and send Rush $100 Canadian.
  11. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    Gorillaz (4)
    Creature legend
    (4): Place a 4/4 gorilla token into play.

    I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
    I got sunshine, in a bag
    I'm useless,but not for long
    The future is coming on
    I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
    I got sunshine, in a bag
    I'm useless, but not for long
    The future is coming on
    It's coming on
    It's coming on
    It's coming on


    Yeah... Ha Ha!
    Finally someone let me out of my cage
    Now, time for me is nothing cos I'm counting no age
    Now I couldn't be there
    Now you shouldn't be scared
    I'm good at repairs
    And I'm under each snare
    Intangible
    Bet you didn't think so I command you to
    Panoramic view
    Look I'll make it all manageable
    Pick and choose
    Sit and lose
    All you different crews
    Chicks and dudes
    Who you think is really kickin' tunes?
    Picture you gettin' down in a picture tube
    Like you lit the fuse
    You think it's fictional
    Mystical? Maybe
    Spiritual
    Hearable
    What appears in you is a clearer view cos you're too crazy
    Lifeless
    To know the definition for what life is
    Priceless
    For you because I put you on the hype ****
    You like it?
    Gunsmokin' righteous with one token
    Psychic among those
    Possess you with one go

    I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
    I got sunshine, in a bag
    I'm useless,but not for long
    The future is coming on
    I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
    I got sunshine, in a bag
    I'm useless, but not for long
    The future is coming on
    It's coming on
    It's coming on
    It's coming on

    The essence the basics
    Without it you make it
    Allow me to make this
    Childlike in nature
    Rhythm
    You have it or you don't that's a fallacy
    I'm in them
    Every sprouting tree
    Every child apiece
    Every cloud you see
    You see with your eyes
    I see destruction and demise
    Corruption in disguise
    From this ****in' enterprise
    Now I'm sucking to your lies
    Through Russ, though not his muscles but the percussion he provides
    with me as a guide
    But y'all can see me now cos you don't see with your eye
    You perceive with your mind
    That's the inner
    So I'm gonna stick around with Russ and be a mentor
    Bust a few rhymes so mother ****ers
    Remember where the thought is
    I brought all this
    So you can survive when law is lawless
    Feelings, sensations that you thought were dead
    No squealing, remember
    (that it's all in your head)

    I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
    I got sunshine, in a bag
    I'm useless, but not for long
    The future is coming on
    I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
    I got sunshine, in a bag
    I'm useless, but not for long
    My future is coming on
    It's coming on
    It's coming on
    It's coming on
    It's coming on
    My future is coming on
    It's coming on
    It's coming on
    It's coming on
    It's coming on
    My future is coming on
    It's coming on
    It's coming on
    It's coming on
    It's coming on
    My future is coming on
    It's coming on
    It's coming on
    My future is coming on
    It's coming on
    It's coming on
    My future is coming on
    It's coming on
    It's coming on
    My future
  12. Bob Idiot

    Oh yeah. Arhar's right. Linkin Park is one of the worst bands I've ever heard.

    Smashing Pumpkins-2WB
    Creature-90's Alt Rock Band Legend
    Somehow preform a Smashing Pumpkins song, on any instrument except the kazoo-Double your life total.
    Pay 2 life-Deal 2 damage to any target and Prevent 1 damage to any target.
    Take a kazoo and write a good f'in song: You win the game.
    3/3<-(Pumpkins ref)
    "Give me a kazoo, and I'll write you a good f'in song."-Billy Corgan


    REM-GGW1
    Creature-80's College Alt-Rock Band Legend
    GG: Draw a card and prevent 2 damage to a creature.
    GW: Put a 0/3 flying Legendary Michael Stipe token into play. Michael Stipe counts as a fairy.
    2/2
    "I'm the Christmas Fairy!"-Michael Stipe

    Nirvana-BG2
    Creature-90's Grunge Legend
    BG: Target creature gets +3/+3. Sacrifice it at end of turn.
    Sacrifice Nirvana: Search your deck for a Foo Fighters creature and put it into play.
    2/2
    "What are they tuning? A f'in harp?"-Kurt Cobain

    Foo Fighters WR2
    Creature- 90's Rock Legend
    R, Remove a card called "Nirvana" in your graveyard from the game: Draw 3 cards.
    2/2
    I can't think of any flavor text!

    That's all for now. I like the Pumpkins one the best...
  13. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    Yes
    BWGUGURWWUWWWWURBUU
    Sorcery
    You win the game. Spend the next 21:55 dancing.
  14. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    Tomas Diablo (0)
    Creature - Legend Legend Legend geLend
    Take any other music artists music and shuffle it into a remix

    0/1/2
  15. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Apparently a writer for WOTC had a contest on who could make the best theme rock band deck:

    Long Live Rock, Part I
  16. Rooser Thread Necromancer

    Maybe You're a Rich Man Too - 1WW
    Sorcery
    Until end of turn, you control all lands in play.
    "What a thing to do, keeping all his money in a bag in the zoo!"

    Magical Mystery Tour - 1UU
    Sorcery
    Exchange libraries with target player.
    "It's coming to take you away."

    Mean Mr. Mustard - 3BB
    2/3 - Dastard
    During your upkeep put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.
    "It's what you get for shaving in the dark."

    Bulldog - RR
    2/2 - Hound
    Haste
    "If you're lonely you can talk to me."

    All You Need is Love - 2GG
    Enchantment
    During each player's upkeep, that player gains 5 life.
    "Waa, waa, waawaawaa...."
  17. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    That PF deck is good. He even threw The Final Cut in there! Shame there's no Meddle or Saucerful or Animals...

    He should post the bad/unpopular ones too.
  18. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    Barney's Singalong (3)(G)
    Sorcery
    All creatures become asleep, confused, poisoned, ugly, small, young, and 1/1's until the end of this song...

    "I love you, you love me, wer're a happy family! with a great big hog and a lisp to me and you, I forget the rest of it."
  19. Killer Joe Active Member

    U2 - 2U
    Enchantment
    As long as ~This~ is in play, any player who announces their attack phase is demonstrated against and gets 1 surrender counter. (Any player who has 3 surrender counters automatically losses the game.).

    Good multi-player card.
  20. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

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