Rock Band Cards

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Thallid Ice Cream Man

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Let's make cards about rock bands we know.
The best part is you can make jokes that no one else will get! (maybe. it depends on how many other people know about the bands you like. this is not an official statement from the US government.)

I'll start.

King Crimson I
R
Creature - Lord Legend
1/1
RR, Remove King Crimson I from the game: Search your library for King Crimson II and put it into play. Then shuffle your library.

King Crimson II
1RR
Creature - Lord Legend
2/2
Discard a creature card from your hand, sacrifice King Crimson II: Search your library for King Crimson III and put it into play. Then shuffle your library.

Robert Fripp the Mighty
2UR
Creature - Musician Legend
2/3
Tap: Choose and discard a card from your hand, then draw a card. You may use this ability thrice.
Tap: Discard your hand, then put that many cards from the bottom of your library into your hand. You may use this ability thrice.
Robert Fripp may only attack thrice.

More to come...
 
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train

Guest
Mercury Rising
RRBB
Creature - Freddie Mercury
0/1
Tap, 1: Target player stands up and performs the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Use this ability only once per player, per game.
 
Ferret

Ferret

Moderator
Staff member
Let's have some fun w/ this:

Keith Richards
BU2
Creature - Musician Zombie Legend
B: Prevent the next point of damage to Keith Richards
U: Keith Richards is untargetable until end of turn.
U1: Keith Richards is unblockable.

If Keith Richards is placed in Graveyard from play return him to play tapped.

-Ferret

"Back for another tour..."
 
Ferret

Ferret

Moderator
Staff member
Wait! I've got another one:

Def Lepard
BUR5
Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep if you control no creatures, destroy <>. When <> comes into play search your library for four creature cards and place them into play.

BU1: if a creature is placed in your graveyard from play, return it to play w/ a -1/0 counter on it.

-Ferret

"I'd give my left arm to be in Def Lepard!"
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
DropKick Willy (1)
Creature Artifact Legend
Tap: Force any player to hum any musical tune.
(1): Destroy target CD by an artist other than Dropkick Willy
 
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13NoVa

Guest
Chazzy-chaz 2
Artifact legend creature
2: Tap- search for spike minoda, BBBrad, Phoenix Farril, master Hahn, or Robby and put them into play.
1/1

Spike minoda 2
Artifact legend creature
2: Tap- search for Chazzy-chaz, BBBrad, Phoenix Farril, master Hahn, or Robby and put them into play.
1/1

BBBrad 2
Artifact legend creature
2: Tap- search for Chazzy-chaz, Spike minoda, Phoenix Farril, master Hahn, or Robby and put them into play.
1/1

Phoenix farril 2
Artifact legend creature
2: Tap- search for Chazzy-chaz, Spike minoda, BBBrad, master Hahn, or Robby and put them into play.
1/1

Master Hahn 2
Artifact legend creature
2: Tap- search for Chazzy-chaz, Spike minoda, BBBrad, Phoenix Farril, or Robby and put them into play.
1/1

Robby 2
Artifact legend creature
2: Tap- search for Chazzy-chaz, Spike minoda, BBBrad, Phoenix Farril, or master Hahn and put it into play.
1/1



LINKIN PARK Concert Venue 0
artifact
Set this card aside before you play the game.
0: put this card into your hand
If you have All 6 members of linkin park in play, and a Linkin park song is on the radio (CD player doesnt count), you win the game.

If at any point another player can name all 6 members of Linkin Park, remove all LINKIN PARK CONCERT VENUE's from the game
 
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arhar

Guest
I got a better card for Linkin Park:

Linkin Park
BBB

Enchantment

If Linkin Park is on the board, and any player has Taste in Music, that player must close his ears or remove Linkin Park from the game area by any means possible.



Please, No More
BB

Sorcery

When you play Please, No More, and a Linkin Park song is on the radio, target player that has Taste in Music must run around the room, flailing around uncontrollably screaming "Please, No More!"


Craaaaaaawling up my butt..... ARRRGH PLEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!!!
 
Ferret

Ferret

Moderator
Staff member
Wait! inspired again!

Sisters of Mercy
Creature - Musicians
BBB3
0/6

All other creatures in play are black and 0/1 w/ no abilities. Occasionaly they can be tapped for no reason whatsoever...

-Ferret

"...lots of mindless Goths just hanging around feeling depressed..."
 
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Thallid Ice Cream Man

Guest
Pink Floyd
2RW
Creature -- Nazi (watch the wall movie to know what I mean)
5/4
Pink Floyd can't attack if there are other creatures in play.
2: Pink Floyd deals 1 damage to target creature.

The Wall
1
Creature -- Wall
-25/1
During your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on the Wall.
If the wall's power is less than 1, your creatures can't attack.

Kickass Guitar Solo
3WU
Sorcery
Creatures can't attack this turn. Tap all creatures. (most likely overkill in terms of making them attack but that's the point)

Neil Peart
2RR
Creature -- Ogre
Sacrifice Neil Peart: Spend the next 20 minutes using any and all permanents as drums. Then remove them from the game and send Rush $100 Canadian.
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
Gorillaz (4)
Creature legend
(4): Place a 4/4 gorilla token into play.

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I'm useless,but not for long
The future is coming on
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
The future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on


Yeah... Ha Ha!
Finally someone let me out of my cage
Now, time for me is nothing cos I'm counting no age
Now I couldn't be there
Now you shouldn't be scared
I'm good at repairs
And I'm under each snare
Intangible
Bet you didn't think so I command you to
Panoramic view
Look I'll make it all manageable
Pick and choose
Sit and lose
All you different crews
Chicks and dudes
Who you think is really kickin' tunes?
Picture you gettin' down in a picture tube
Like you lit the fuse
You think it's fictional
Mystical? Maybe
Spiritual
Hearable
What appears in you is a clearer view cos you're too crazy
Lifeless
To know the definition for what life is
Priceless
For you because I put you on the hype ****
You like it?
Gunsmokin' righteous with one token
Psychic among those
Possess you with one go

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I'm useless,but not for long
The future is coming on
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
The future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on

The essence the basics
Without it you make it
Allow me to make this
Childlike in nature
Rhythm
You have it or you don't that's a fallacy
I'm in them
Every sprouting tree
Every child apiece
Every cloud you see
You see with your eyes
I see destruction and demise
Corruption in disguise
From this ****in' enterprise
Now I'm sucking to your lies
Through Russ, though not his muscles but the percussion he provides
with me as a guide
But y'all can see me now cos you don't see with your eye
You perceive with your mind
That's the inner
So I'm gonna stick around with Russ and be a mentor
Bust a few rhymes so mother ****ers
Remember where the thought is
I brought all this
So you can survive when law is lawless
Feelings, sensations that you thought were dead
No squealing, remember
(that it's all in your head)

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
The future is coming on
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future
 
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Bob

Guest
Oh yeah. Arhar's right. Linkin Park is one of the worst bands I've ever heard.

Smashing Pumpkins-2WB
Creature-90's Alt Rock Band Legend
Somehow preform a Smashing Pumpkins song, on any instrument except the kazoo-Double your life total.
Pay 2 life-Deal 2 damage to any target and Prevent 1 damage to any target.
Take a kazoo and write a good f'in song: You win the game.
3/3<-(Pumpkins ref)
"Give me a kazoo, and I'll write you a good f'in song."-Billy Corgan


REM-GGW1
Creature-80's College Alt-Rock Band Legend
GG: Draw a card and prevent 2 damage to a creature.
GW: Put a 0/3 flying Legendary Michael Stipe token into play. Michael Stipe counts as a fairy.
2/2
"I'm the Christmas Fairy!"-Michael Stipe

Nirvana-BG2
Creature-90's Grunge Legend
BG: Target creature gets +3/+3. Sacrifice it at end of turn.
Sacrifice Nirvana: Search your deck for a Foo Fighters creature and put it into play.
2/2
"What are they tuning? A f'in harp?"-Kurt Cobain

Foo Fighters WR2
Creature- 90's Rock Legend
R, Remove a card called "Nirvana" in your graveyard from the game: Draw 3 cards.
2/2
I can't think of any flavor text!

That's all for now. I like the Pumpkins one the best...
 
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Thallid Ice Cream Man

Guest
Yes
BWGUGURWWUWWWWURBUU
Sorcery
You win the game. Spend the next 21:55 dancing.
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
Tomas Diablo (0)
Creature - Legend Legend Legend geLend
Take any other music artists music and shuffle it into a remix

0/1/2
 
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Rooser

Guest
Maybe You're a Rich Man Too - 1WW
Sorcery
Until end of turn, you control all lands in play.
"What a thing to do, keeping all his money in a bag in the zoo!"

Magical Mystery Tour - 1UU
Sorcery
Exchange libraries with target player.
"It's coming to take you away."

Mean Mr. Mustard - 3BB
2/3 - Dastard
During your upkeep put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.
"It's what you get for shaving in the dark."

Bulldog - RR
2/2 - Hound
Haste
"If you're lonely you can talk to me."

All You Need is Love - 2GG
Enchantment
During each player's upkeep, that player gains 5 life.
"Waa, waa, waawaawaa...."
 
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Thallid Ice Cream Man

Guest
That PF deck is good. He even threw The Final Cut in there! Shame there's no Meddle or Saucerful or Animals...

He should post the bad/unpopular ones too.
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
Barney's Singalong (3)(G)
Sorcery
All creatures become asleep, confused, poisoned, ugly, small, young, and 1/1's until the end of this song...

"I love you, you love me, wer're a happy family! with a great big hog and a lisp to me and you, I forget the rest of it."
 
Killer Joe

Killer Joe

New member
U2 - 2U
Enchantment
As long as ~This~ is in play, any player who announces their attack phase is demonstrated against and gets 1 surrender counter. (Any player who has 3 surrender counters automatically losses the game.).

Good multi-player card.
 
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