Random.Stuff

[MrXarvox]

random stuff that's not half bad, in fact it is only 7/15 bad.

Frog G
Summon Frog
Slippery (this creature can only be blocked by creatures with sharp claws)
1/1


Tree of Doom 2BG
Summon Plant
T: add G or B to your mana pool.
5/1


Sap 2GGGG
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. Gain life equal to its toughness.


Toadflax 2G
Summon Plant
2: Target land now has Toadflax growing on it.
If Toadflax is destroyed, it regenerates if there is a land in play with Toadflax growing on it.
0/2


Greenpeace 4GW
Enchantment
Lands and creatures cannot be destroyed outside of combat.


Leaping Fish 2UU
Summon Fish
Leaping Fish gains flying if there is an insect in play.
Leaping Fish cannot attack or block unless it has flying.
4/4


Rabid Slug 7GG
Summon Slug
Rabid slug comes into play with 4 slime counters on it.
Rabid Slug does not untap if there are no slime counters on it.
Any creature blocking or blocked by Rabid Slug is destroyed.
When Rabid Slug attacks, remove a slime counter from it.
10/5

 

[Prince RXI]

haha

Left nostile wiggle GG
Instant
Take target card that says it can not be target of spells or abilities and put it face down. It is now a 0/10 green creature that can not attack or block and can not be target of spells or abilities.





Prince RXI, laughs at the insanity

 

[MrXarvox]

Politically Correct Creature 1WUBRG
Summon CREATURE
Politically Correct Creature does not have any abilities because that might offend someone. Politically Correct Creature cannot attack or block either, he doesn't want to oppress anyone.
0/1


Simian Frenzy 2GR
Instant
Jump up and down and throw excrement at your opponent. If that opponent runs away, you may attempt to eat his cards.
If not, you must leap about and throw random objects at random people.


Hit-With-A-Log GGG
Summon Victim Legend
G: Hit-With-A-Log gets -1/-1.
1/1


Spoon 2
Artifact
T: destroy target player and all their cards by throwing them into
a fire and beating them senseless with a cast iron ladle.

 

[FoundationOfRancor]

lol, I like spoon.

 

[Istanbul]

Stupid (0) - Rare
Summon Whatever
0/0
If Stupid is in play, bury it.
When Stupid is put into a graveyard from anywhere, remove it from the game.
"What does it do?"
"It's rare. It MUST be good!"

 

[MrXarvox]

Peggy Babcock 2G
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature gets +X/+X where X is equal to the number of times you can say "Peggy Babcock" correctly in the space of five seconds.


Codpiece W
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature's joyful jewels D) cannot be the target of spells or abilities.

 

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

Wiz. Co. Slumber Party
Enchantment
5WR (that makes it pink)
For each stupid creature, its controller chooses one - Make a piece of cardboard and charge $10 for it; or make an internet contest and force Starcity to buy 8 oinkin lotuses.
"Hehe... dwarf."

 

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

Engulfing Ramen
Enchant Land
3RR (R is for ramen!)
When enchanted land becomes tapped, if its controller controls no creatures, destroy it and choose a new target for Engulfing Ramen.
"It destroyed my farm!... Pretty tasty tho."

Whip Ramen
2R
Creature - Noodle Wall
1/4
Whip Ramen can block any creatures that eat things.
Whip Ramen can only block creatures that eat things.


Heroic Fork-Bearer
1WW
Creature - Hero
2/2
Protection from Noodles

Giorgio, Pasta Lord
2UURR
Creature - Restranteur Legend
4/4
You control all Noodles.
During your upkeep, sacrifice a noodle or sacrifice Giorgio, Pasta Lord.

Raw-men is War
RRRRRRR
Enchantment
All Noodles have "Make a stupid gesture: Destroy target non-Noodle creature and put a catchphrase counter on this creature. During your upkeep, perform this gesture or sacrifice this creature. If you perform the gesture at least 5 times, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."



More to come...

 

[MrXarvox]

Over Boil RU (ramen in the water)
Instant
Destroy target noodle.



Spaghetti G
Summon INFERIOR noodle
1/1



Serve with Complimentary Foods 4GG
Sorcery
Gain life equal to twice the number of noodles you control. Put a-1/-1 counter on each noodle you control. If you gain more than 10 life in this way, you may put a +1/+1 counter on each noodle you control instead.



Too Much Monosodium Glutamate BG
Enchant Noodle
Sacrifice enchanted noodle: Target player discards a card and you draw a card.

 

[MrXarvox]

I don't think you want to do that. U
Instant
Impugn your opponent's decision to cast target spell.



Herd Migration 2GG
Sorcery
Each player gives control of all creatures he/she controls to the player to their immediate right.
If you are playing a duel instead of a multiplayer game, this card does not work,and is therefore useless.



Fat G
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature is too friggen fat to attack or block. It also gets +3/+3.