I'm sorry this is wildly off topic as my joke (Yes I'm guilty of editing my post). But Train's reference to summer camps reminded me of my own experiences working those hel...err places of joy.
Train
At least you didn't have a "Mighty Willy" in your cabin whom would literally shake the cabin while self stimulating. Ooh I so wish this was made up.
When I was younger I'd work at a mentally handicapped camp during the summers. One camper assigned to my cabin was Willy, one masturbator extraordinaire. Not only did this dude have a passion for his work but was also VERY well endowed. Hey now, don't assume I'm some pervert peeking at this guy's junk.
The morning after arrival the other counselors and I wake-up to the bell, get out of bed and start rousing our campers. Willy hops out of his sleeping bag naked...and proud. Little Willy would even hang out of his skivvies sometimes.
Anyways this dude was a spank addict...every night after lights out he'd go to work. Probably the best part about this is when we'd ask Willy what he was doing he'd just giggle, stop for ooh 10 seconds then restart with a fury unmatched by mortal palms.
After the session we even gave him an award worded "The Mighty Willy". His care providers understood exactly what we were talking about.
