Nutsac!!!!!

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Nutsac

Guest
HEY!!!!!!!! I'M NUTSAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO, I'M NOT AN OLD MEMBER MAKING FUN OF RANSAC. I WAS LOOKING THROUGH THIS SITE AND WANTED A NAME THAT WOULD MEAN SOMETHING. SINCE I LIKE TO FIGHT, I LOOKED IN BATTLE ARENA AND NOTICED THAT SOMEONE MADE FUN OF RANSAC BY CALLING HIM "NUTSAC". SO, THAT'S ME.

ANYONE WANNA FIGHT?


...........................NUTSAC.........................
 
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Thallid Ice Cream Man

Guest
Qelcome.

And before Ransac comes, here's your key to tborren's moon bounce

PS: (Some of the moderators might make you stop typing in all caps eventually. If they do, throw a dirty sock at them. That scares them away.)

[Nice try TICM, but I don't scare so easy :p - TomB]
 
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Phyrexian Pie-Eater

Guest
::kicks nutsac in the...well nutsac::

Now that that's done....
::runs around the corner. A loud rumbling noise is heard. The ground begins to shake, structures rattle, and small woodland animals run or fall down...depending on how smart they are. A cloud of dust appears...and something similar to the Stationwagon of Welcomeness(tm) appears to be in front of it. However, its on monster truck wheels, has red paint, and is draggin 15 penguins behind it...wow ain't that a sight. It sprays mud on the newbie as it pulls to a stop. PPE get out with a small garbage bag and the E-Z bake oven. He pulls a pic-y-nic table out with lots of chairs. Sets out punch, pie, and those little cocktail weenies everybody loves. as the car pulls away the tires fall of and it bursts into flames::
DAMNED THING NEVER STAYS TOGATHER!!!!

ENJOOY!
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Ah-HA!!!!! You may have given a key to tborren's moon bounce, but you didn't specify if that was his ROOM or not!

Welcome!

Okay, enough talking. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the hemaphroditic monkey restroom. Also, here's a poke to the eyes for hitting me(*bonk*), your alligator swimsuit, and your key to the super secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden underneath the drain in the jacuzzi.


Enjoy!

Ransac, cpa trash man
 

TomB

Administrator
Staff member
Lose the "all-caps" typing please. I hate blowing people's posts away - especially new people's posts - but I will do it, and without hesitation, if neccessary.

Oh, and Welcome aboard! :D
 
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sageridder

Guest
Hey how you doing.(munch munch)Sorry haven't had a bite to eat since... well (munch glug glug)the last time the guy with the pie welcomed a new comer.
[color="336699"]*sageridder gorges himself on punch, pie, those little cocktail weenies and passes out under the table.[/color]
 
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tborren

Guest
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Welcome to the CPA Message Boards.

This Moon Bounce is FUN
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
Here's my theory: Either you were a lurker, or you really ARE a reregister.

If you're a reregister:
You BASTARD!!!!! GET OFF OF THE BOARDS!!!!!! THERE'S NO PLACE FOR YOU!!!!!!!! :mad:

If you're a lurker:
Welcome to the CPA! :)
 
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TURD CUTTER!!!

Guest
You probly have a small nutsac, so there's no point in kicking it, cause I'll probly miss.

Anyway, enough procrastination. Here's a
 
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