Nutsac!!!!!

Discussion in 'New & Returning Members' started by Nutsac, Jun 28, 2001.

  1. Nutsac New Member

    HEY!!!!!!!! I'M NUTSAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    NO, I'M NOT AN OLD MEMBER MAKING FUN OF RANSAC. I WAS LOOKING THROUGH THIS SITE AND WANTED A NAME THAT WOULD MEAN SOMETHING. SINCE I LIKE TO FIGHT, I LOOKED IN BATTLE ARENA AND NOTICED THAT SOMEONE MADE FUN OF RANSAC BY CALLING HIM "NUTSAC". SO, THAT'S ME.

    ANYONE WANNA FIGHT?


    ...........................NUTSAC.........................
  2. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    Qelcome.

    And before Ransac comes, here's your key to tborren's moon bounce

    PS: (Some of the moderators might make you stop typing in all caps eventually. If they do, throw a dirty sock at them. That scares them away.)

    [Nice try TICM, but I don't scare so easy :p - TomB]
  3. Phyrexian Pie-Eater Veteran CPA Member<BR><FONT co

    ::kicks nutsac in the...well nutsac::

    Now that that's done....
    ::runs around the corner. A loud rumbling noise is heard. The ground begins to shake, structures rattle, and small woodland animals run or fall down...depending on how smart they are. A cloud of dust appears...and something similar to the Stationwagon of Welcomeness(tm) appears to be in front of it. However, its on monster truck wheels, has red paint, and is draggin 15 penguins behind it...wow ain't that a sight. It sprays mud on the newbie as it pulls to a stop. PPE get out with a small garbage bag and the E-Z bake oven. He pulls a pic-y-nic table out with lots of chairs. Sets out punch, pie, and those little cocktail weenies everybody loves. as the car pulls away the tires fall of and it bursts into flames::
    DAMNED THING NEVER STAYS TOGATHER!!!!

    ENJOOY!
  4. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Ah-HA!!!!! You may have given a key to tborren's moon bounce, but you didn't specify if that was his ROOM or not!

    Welcome!

    Okay, enough talking. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the hemaphroditic monkey restroom. Also, here's a poke to the eyes for hitting me(*bonk*), your alligator swimsuit, and your key to the super secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden underneath the drain in the jacuzzi.


    Enjoy!

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  5. TomB Administrative Assistant

    Lose the "all-caps" typing please. I hate blowing people's posts away - especially new people's posts - but I will do it, and without hesitation, if neccessary.

    Oh, and Welcome aboard! :D
  6. sageridder Legendary Cpa Member

    Hey how you doing.(munch munch)Sorry haven't had a bite to eat since... well (munch glug glug)the last time the guy with the pie welcomed a new comer.
    [color="336699"]*sageridder gorges himself on punch, pie, those little cocktail weenies and passes out under the table.[/color]
  7. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac throws a dirt sock at Nutsac*



    Ransac, cpa trash man
  8. tborren New Member

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    This Moon Bounce is FUN
  9. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    Here's my theory: Either you were a lurker, or you really ARE a reregister.

    If you're a reregister:
    You BASTARD!!!!! GET OFF OF THE BOARDS!!!!!! THERE'S NO PLACE FOR YOU!!!!!!!! :mad:

    If you're a lurker:
    Welcome to the CPA! :)
  10. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    Welcome to the CPA!

    ph33r the psychos!
  11. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    Hey Nutsac, do you know RaMsac by any chance? :D
  12. menolikeygurus CPA's Hot Dog Vender

  13. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

  14. TURD CUTTER!!! Mr. Happy

    You probly have a small nutsac, so there's no point in kicking it, cause I'll probly miss.

    Anyway, enough procrastination. Here's a
  15. menolikeygurus CPA's Hot Dog Vender

    want a hotdog?

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