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MrClueless

Guest
Hi, I'm MrClueless, the CPA seems like a cool place...
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
Welcome to the Collaborating Parakeets of Argentina! My name is Fuzzy. Your room....

*Fuzzy510 punches Daggertooth and steals his room key and two spa keys.

Anywho, one's for me. Now, here's the now-traditional "Zadok doesn't keep up with the times" speech:

{/begin Zadok doesn't keep up with the times speech}
Zadok, you really need to keep up the times.
{/end Zadok doesn't keep up with the times speech}

You'll understand later.

Once again, welcome!
 
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terzarima

Guest
Well member number 1034!! Welcome to this comfy padded corner of this asylum!!! We like to call it the wearing in stage.

[gold]*Ademis22 waits for NodNarb to get out the goat and the spikey club... [/gold]

Or was that for 100 posts...

Anyway, just remember... A monkey will eat dirt... if you make him.
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
It LOOKS like a cool place? It just LOOKS like a cool place?

DIE!!!!!!!

*Several Guards rush in and beat Ransac down with meat mallets to the head.*

Guards:Don't worry kid, he won't be hurting you anym...WHAT THE?!?!?!!

*Ransac jumps up and beats the guards down with the meat mallet.*

I HAVE NO BRAIN!!!!!!! MEAT MALLETS TO THE HEAD WON'T WORK!!!!! A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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nodnarb24

Guest
[color="336699"]Nodnarb24 drags in the goat and paddle, which were in retirement.[/color]

Oops, wrong party.

[color="336699"]Nodnarb24 whispers "someday, someday, you will return," into the goats ear.[/color]
 
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Apollo

Guest
Welcome! Your name sounds like it would describe most of the members of this site.
 
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Zadok001

Guest
Welcome aboard! :)

Now, I'm the aforementioned Zadok, he who doesn't keep up with the times, but that won't stop me from following tradition - As it should be!

/begin{nickname speech}
Ok, here's the deal. I'm your friendly neighborhood nickname guy. :) See those neat-o little orange nicknames people have under their names? If you Private Message me (see the button at the bottom of this post with 'PM' on it?) with a request for a specific one, I'll give it to ya'. :)
/end{nickname speech}

Actually, you can change your own nickname in the Edit Profile area, and that's really your best bet, since I'm often known to screw up. :) But whatever you please.
 
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Gerode

Guest
Welcome to the CPA! Don't associate yourself with all the crazies running rampant here...
 
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Dementia

Guest
(Dementia gives MrClueless a complementary chair shot to the head)

WELCOME:D

Enjoy your stay:D

I hope he regains consciousness soon or he's gonna miss all the fun:D
 
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Daggertooth

Guest
Ouch!!! Die Fuzzy!!!

Daggertooth kicks fuzzy in the chin then continues to punch him senceless.


Oh, Welkomen.

Daggertooth
 
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Thallid Ice Cream Man

Guest
Qelcome!


Henceforth, I will say "Qelcome!" instead of "Welcome!" That makes you memorable, MrClueless... whoever you are...

Something about this guy seems unsettling.. for some reason I think I might know him... I swear, on Candy the scantily clad monkey's grave, I WILL FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE!
 
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Thallid Ice Cream Man

Guest
Never was I intending to raise the simian dead - that's probably Ransac's job. I suppose a snap of fingers would be useful here?

This should be indicative of the kind of stuff that happens here.
 
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MrClueless

Guest
Are you guys okay? Is this how u always great new members?
 
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MrClueless

Guest
Originally posted by Gerode
Welcome to the CPA! Don't associate yourself with all the crazies running rampant here...
Who are the craziest running around here in the CPA?
 
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MrClueless

Guest
Originally posted by Thallid Ice Cream Man
Qelcome!


Henceforth, I will say "Qelcome!" instead of "Welcome!" That makes you memorable, MrClueless... whoever you are...

Something about this guy seems unsettling.. for some reason I think I might know him... I swear, on Candy the scantily clad monkey's grave, I WILL FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE!
Candy? The scantily clad monkey's grave? okay...
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
Originally posted by MrClueless
Are you guys okay? Is this how u always great new members?
Hell yeah! Look at the other threads......
 
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TURD CUTTER!!!

Guest
Originally posted by MrClueless


Who are the craziest running around here in the CPA?
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You shall find out in time, my young child.
HEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEE!
 
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