Monty Python's Black Knight vs. Unglued's Knight of the Hokey-Pokey

[Zero T Katama]

Alright now.

*Summons forth the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail and the Knight of the Hokey-Pokey, setting them against each other*

Here's the layout:

Command either the Black Knight or The KNOTHP against each other, in a creative fashion, trying to kill each other

Rules:
No outside massive kill stuff
Arthur can only be used if the Black Knight wins, to kill said Black Knight
Do whatever you wish to Kill of the KNOTHP if he is declared the winner.

Make this intresting peeps!
Have Fun!

 

[Zero T Katama]

Oh Yeah, one more thing.

Whoever I judge has the most intresting kill, will I grant the honor of slaying his/her own combatant. (I.E. Whoever kills the KOTHP will get to use Arthur or whatever to kill Blackie)

 

[Ransac]

Hello, Trip.


*Ransac commands the Monty Python knight and commands it to scream "charge!" in three differen english accents.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Prince RXI]

*The pokey Knight starts to dance around in a blaze of Hockeyness. A piece of string flies out and hits the Black knight*





Prince RXI, tell me when to stop the insanity

 

[fuzzy510]

*Fuzzy510 rips up Zero T Katama's copy of Knight of the Hokey Pokey.

That was quick.

 

[Zero T Katama]

*pulls out another copy, reincarnating the KOTHP*
Hehe
I've got a lot more where that came from

 

[MrXarvox]

Xarvox steps in and places both combatants in a dance club without their helmets.
--------
Black knight: wow, you sure can dance.
KOTHP: thanks. say, haven't we met before?
Black knight: maybe. come here often?
KOTHP: every night. it just gets so lonely at home.
Black knight: i know the feeling. umm... can i get you a drink?
KOTHP: <blushes> nah... i'm not thirsty...
Black knight: you have such beautiful eyes. i couldn't help but offer.
KOTHP: hey, why don't we get out of here and go back to my place?
Black knight: i'd love to!
--------
... and so began a beatutiful romance between these two young knights, and soon they moved to a state which would allow it, and were married. They then adopted a pair of vietnamese children and they all lived happily ever after until they died.

The end.

Wasn't that a nice story, children?

 

[Zero T Katama]

Ummm... Okay... I guess even though it wasn't a kill the winner is... MrXarvox! Here's your prize: A statuette of 2 knights waltzing... and you may kill a knight, or something else, in a bizzare fashion

 

[Brazilian FatBastard]

KOHP- Ha! I'll dance da hockey pockey...
Black Knight- I'll throw the evil bunnie in you!
KOPH- ha! Just an ordinary rabbit
The bunnie starts to grow and become mega killer bunnie!
KOPH- OH NO! IT HAVE THRESHOLD! GWHAAAAAA!

 

[MrXarvox]

I humbly accept my statuette.

Now, I shall do the knight-killing portion.

<puts Prince RXI in a suit of armor, then drops a loony bin* on his head.>

hee hee hee hee heee


*a 5-ton bin, full to the brim with loonies.

 

[Zero T Katama]

Why that was Grand! I'm inspired to give you another prize: The privlege of taking a potshot of a Fellow CPA member (I exempt, of course) In such a way that it will culminate in a fight in another thread!

 

[MrXarvox]

But I already did that (the first part anyhow)

hehe.

 

[Zero T Katama]

So what you mean to insinuate is that you have in fact, taken a pot-shot at RXI, and, by inference, are Calling him out? *Holds out the microphone to MrXarvox for his comment*

 

[MrXarvox]

"Why, in fact I have, ZTK. In fact, as we speak, my loonies are preparing a new arena for this new battle. I can't wait to see what they have painted..."

 

[Zero T Katama]

Excellent. Well, we'll see the square-off soon enough, I hope, untill then, this is ZTK, saying Good Fight, Good Night!