You like to play it rough then eh? You can get it
Untap, upkeep.
Mountain, Eron the Relentless.
Attack for 8.
Done.
Modus Pwnens: 17
Hand: 11
In Play:
(T) Forest
(T) Plains
(T, T) Mountain
(T) Island
(T)
Joven's Ferrets (1/1, Whenever ~ attacks, it gets +0/+2 until end of turn. At end of combat, tap all creatures that blocked ~ this turn. They don't untap during their controller's next untap step.)
(U)
Aysen Bureaucrats (1/1, T: Tap target creature with power 2 or less.)
(T)
Clockwork Gnomes (2/2, 3, T: Regenerate target artifact creature.)
(T)
Eron the Relentless (5/2, Haste. RRR: Regenerate ~.)
GY: Aysen Bureaucrats
RFG:
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Spiderman: 9
Hand: 12
In Play:
(T,T) Forest x2
(T) Plains
(T) Mt
(T)
Serrated Arrows (~ CIP with three arrowhead ctrs on it. At the beginning of my upkeep, if there are no arrowhead ctrs on ~, sac it. T, Remove an arrowhead ctr from ~: Put a -1/-1 ctr on target creature) *2 arrowhead ctrs*
(T)
Joven's Ferrets (1/1, Whenever ~ attacks, it gets +0/+2 until end of turn. At end of combat, tap all creatures that blocked ~ this turn. They don't untap during their controller's next untap step.)
(T)
Aysen Bureaucrats (1/1, T: Tap target creature with power 2 or less.)
(T)
Leaping Lizard (2/3, 1G: ~ gains flying and gets -0/-1 ueot)
GY:
RFG: