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K9Archmage

Guest
hello, now let me condense most of the contents of what this thread will have in it soon....

Qelcome
Here is your room key, located strategically next to the telepathic retired AC adapter with glucoma. Here is the key to the administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden under the hot tub.

Welcome

F34R the PSYCHOS

here are the rules of the CPA:
1: Eat more cheese
2: Type "hoipa" at the end of every post
3: Donate money to the starving crazed weasels with no bladders
4: Worship the all-mighty RANSAC, for he is the coolest member her, next to Zadok.
 
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Turtlewax Joe

Guest
Make your own d*** thread. Pleas don't hate me, and Welcome to the midget capital of my left nut!(that made no sense and was really grose! I like it)

:p
 
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LlanowarGoblin

Guest
Hey gobo, I know I have picked on you occasionally, but let me be the first mtgnewser to welcome you over here.

LlanowarGoblin hocks up a lugy, spits in his palm and gives gobo a noogie.
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
T.I.C.M., how did you get my keys? I hide them in the furthest regions of my bunghole.


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
Welcome to the CPA!

*Fuzzy510 assimilates Gobo.

There! That should eliminate all desires to leave here. Wait a minute.....

*Fuzzy510 realizes Ransac was never assimilated, then assimilates Ransac.

Life is good. :D
 
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LlanowarGoblin

Guest
Hey fuzzy are you sure you want Ransac as part of your collective?:p :rolleyes:
 
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Istanbul

Guest
Er...welcome...and such.
Your input thus far has been invaluable. :p
 
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Istanbul

Guest
I wouldn't.

By the way, I'm the one who's been deleting your posts with such insightful, deep revelations as 'FA' or 'hjjjlkl'.

I'll keep doing it, too. If you don't have anything to say, please don't say anything.
 
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menolikeygurus

Guest
gobo...take advantage of the midget porn....WHEN FUZZY ISNT USING IT!!!! What did I tell you fuzzy about keeping all the midget porn for yourself?!?!
 
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Gobo

Guest
Originally posted by Istanbul
I wouldn't.

By the way, I'm the one who's been deleting your posts with such insightful, deep revelations as 'FA' or 'hjjjlkl'.

I'll keep doing it, too. If you don't have anything to say, please don't say anything.
Yea....I belive i said lejakl not 'hjjjlkl' as you so put it...ever think i ment to say fe? I agree nothin spamish about that.
 
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LlanowarGoblin

Guest
gobo is, to put it mildly, not a great speller. It seems the guys at mtgnews have let him get away with so much that he expects the same here. :rolleyes:

gobo, it looks like you will have to be a little more careful with your spam. ;)
 
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