Kay-Kiokio Cowboy

Discussion in 'Home Made Cards' started by Hawaiian mage, Jun 16, 2001.

  1. Hawaiian mage CPA symbiod

    Kay-kiokio cow boy
    2U
    Creature-Cow boy
    TAP: Sing Kay-kiokio cowboy
    Kay-kiokio-hoo
    Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
    under the moon.

    I was ridin' my horse
    by the Rio Grandee
    and all o' them coyotes singing
    in a prairie symphony.

    I was ridin' my horse
    down by the Rio Grandee
    when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
    ridin' toward me.

    Kay-kiokio cowboy
    Kay-kiokio-hoo
    Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
    under the moon.

    1/1
  2. Jake74 King of Worthless Trivia

    I think it should be creature-cowboy not cow boy...

    (I think this thread will get deleted...)
  3. Apollo Bird Boy

    Apollo reaches out and, using the famed phoenix judo techniques, snaps the Hawaiian Smurf's body in two.
  4. maraud234 Sir Psycho Sexy

    Stop it with the cow-boy thing.
  5. Istanbul Sucker MCs call me sire.

    Dude, you are seriously being irritating with this crap. Cut it out.

    Makes me think of cards like Justice, Cleanse, and my own creation:

    Lynch 1WW
    Enchantment
    Sacrifice Lynch, tap X creatures you control: Lynch deals X damage to target creature.
    "Get the rope."
  6. Hawaiian mage CPA symbiod

    *Taps Kiokio Cowboy.*

    Kay-kiokio cowboy
    Kay-kiokio-hoo
    Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
    under the moon.

    I was ridin' my horse
    by the Rio Grandee
    and all o' them coyotes singing
    in a prairie symphony.

    I was ridin' my horse
    down by the Rio Grandee
    when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
    ridin' toward me.

    Kay-kiokio cowboy
    Kay-kiokio-hoo
    Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
    under the moon.
  7. maraud234 Sir Psycho Sexy

    Hey, H.Mage, where do you live? I just want to come over and play magic with you, really. This frying pan? It's a present, I would never hurt you.

    *hits the mage on the head constantly*
  8. Darkstar An Entire Marching Band

    Same here. This bottle of cheap liquor with an oily rag in the end aflame would never burn all of your cowboy dreams to ash. Seriously, so when can i come over?
  9. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac clones the cowboy and taps it, himself.*

    Kay-kiokio cowboy
    Kay-kiokio-hoo
    Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
    under the moon.

    I was ridin' my horse
    by the Rio Grandee
    and all o' them coyotes singing
    in a prairie symphony.

    I was ridin' my horse
    down by the Rio Grandee
    when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
    ridin' toward me.

    Kay-kiokio cowboy
    Kay-kiokio-hoo
    Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
    under the moon.


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  10. maraud234 Sir Psycho Sexy

    "This bottle of cheap liquor with an oily rag in the end aflame"

    In case you wanted to know, that is known as a molotav cocktail. It's pretty bad when you know things like that.
  11. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac takes the bottle of cheap liquor, drinks it, and then eats the flaming rag.*




    *The next day, people are still trying to find his rectum.*



    Rectum Blast
    1R
    Instant
    Deal three damage to target creature. Then, deal 3 damage to that creature's controller. Then, deal 3 damage to yourself and destroy a creature you control.


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  12. Darkstar An Entire Marching Band

    Ha. Rectum blast?

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