Kay-Kiokio Cowboy

H

Hawaiian mage

Guest
Kay-kiokio cow boy
2U
Creature-Cow boy
TAP: Sing Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

1/1
 
J

Jake74

Guest
I think it should be creature-cowboy not cow boy...

(I think this thread will get deleted...)
 
A

Apollo

Guest
Apollo reaches out and, using the famed phoenix judo techniques, snaps the Hawaiian Smurf's body in two.
 
I

Istanbul

Guest
Dude, you are seriously being irritating with this crap. Cut it out.

Makes me think of cards like Justice, Cleanse, and my own creation:

Lynch 1WW
Enchantment
Sacrifice Lynch, tap X creatures you control: Lynch deals X damage to target creature.
"Get the rope."
 
H

Hawaiian mage

Guest
*Taps Kiokio Cowboy.*

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.
 
M

maraud234

Guest
Hey, H.Mage, where do you live? I just want to come over and play magic with you, really. This frying pan? It's a present, I would never hurt you.

*hits the mage on the head constantly*
 
D

Darkstar

Guest
Same here. This bottle of cheap liquor with an oily rag in the end aflame would never burn all of your cowboy dreams to ash. Seriously, so when can i come over?
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac clones the cowboy and taps it, himself.*

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
M

maraud234

Guest
"This bottle of cheap liquor with an oily rag in the end aflame"

In case you wanted to know, that is known as a molotav cocktail. It's pretty bad when you know things like that.
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac takes the bottle of cheap liquor, drinks it, and then eats the flaming rag.*




*The next day, people are still trying to find his rectum.*



Rectum Blast
1R
Instant
Deal three damage to target creature. Then, deal 3 damage to that creature's controller. Then, deal 3 damage to yourself and destroy a creature you control.


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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