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Thallid Ice Cream Man
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I see this card as the embodiment of the Invasion block (well, not all the time, but I do when I'm cynical).
Kavu Glider
2R
Creature - Kavu
2/1
W: Kavu Glider gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
U: Kavu Glider has flying until end of turn.
Apocalypse
Now, to a discerning eye it is of course obvious that this card sucks.
However, I find it particularly insulting that this was ever printed when you consider that this card came in the same block as Tower Drake, another card that clearly sucks.
Tower Drake
2U
Creature - Drake
2/1
W: Tower Drake gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
Flying
Invasion
Notice the astonishing similarities.
Kavu Glider is almost certainly directly inferior to Tower Drake.
In fact, the only reason it might possibly ever be considered better is if someone wanted to play with a red creature as opposed to a white creature to pump its toughness.
Of course, even without Kavu Glider, Tower Drake is bad.
But how could anyone sleep at night after making a card almost directly inferior to a very bad card they made 8 months ago???
Or do I just need a little more oxygen?
Kavu Glider
2R
Creature - Kavu
2/1
W: Kavu Glider gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
U: Kavu Glider has flying until end of turn.
Apocalypse
Now, to a discerning eye it is of course obvious that this card sucks.
However, I find it particularly insulting that this was ever printed when you consider that this card came in the same block as Tower Drake, another card that clearly sucks.
Tower Drake
2U
Creature - Drake
2/1
W: Tower Drake gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
Flying
Invasion
Notice the astonishing similarities.
Kavu Glider is almost certainly directly inferior to Tower Drake.
In fact, the only reason it might possibly ever be considered better is if someone wanted to play with a red creature as opposed to a white creature to pump its toughness.
Of course, even without Kavu Glider, Tower Drake is bad.
But how could anyone sleep at night after making a card almost directly inferior to a very bad card they made 8 months ago???
Or do I just need a little more oxygen?