SAMs? You tried to use SAMs?
[me] giggles hysterically.[/me]
Oh boy...
[me] gleefully flys to intercept the SAMs in mid air,[/me]
Please, there is no way any guidance system could redirect something as large and clumsy as a missile fast enough to match my agility in the air.
I'll assume you used four missiles, any less would be insulting.
And you don't want to insult me.
[me] accelerates to meet the first missile, head on, and at the last second, say about 300 meters away considering the velocities involved, swerves toward the second, which adjusts its course to meet him directly.[/me]
[me] then swerves upward, going into a steady vertical climb, the 4 SAMs swerve to follow, two of them directly behind him and right next to each other.[/me]
[me] derisively lets fly a single dropping, the first two SAMs, orienting on the nearest heat source, try to correct course to strike an object equidistant to both of them.[/me]
Dear, dear, it appears that they'll collide with my 'offering' at exactly the same time.
[me] then re-orients on the last two missiles, which have gotten uncomfortably close to striking, due to the his recent straigh-line course.[/me]
[me] shakes his head mournfully [/me]
Such a waste
[me] backwings and decelerates with blinding swiftness and casually watches the two missiles scream past him, as they arc back toward him he goes into a dive, directly for nodnarb.[/me]
SCENE OF UNIMAGINABLE CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION UNSUITABLE FOR CHILDREN
[me] casually wings away from the smoking crater that was so recently occupied by nodnarb. [/me]
Tsk tsk, next time use a little imagination, and you may not be so thoroughly rebuked.
In the meantime, have fun reconstituting yourself from the atomic level.