Discussion in 'Battle Arena' started by TheFunkyNose, Apr 22, 2001.
So, basically, I will punch myself.
I will return that punch with a kick!
*Gerode kicks himself.
*Crumb bakes a cake and eats it*
*xreemer starts choking himself and laughing hysterically.*
Once he realizes how strange this sounds, he starts laughing harder and choking himself harder and laughing harder and choking himself harde. . . .
*Maraud rushes in with a steel chair*
you want a piece?
*Maraud is now unconsious as a result of being hit in the head with a metal chair*
*Ransac walks in, lifts his hand to the appropriate position and snaps his fing............*
WHAT A MINUTE! Do I look STUPID???????????
*Ransac snaps his fingers and is wearing a black necktie 19 sizes too small. Ransac chokes to death.*
Ransac, cpa trash man
*Crumb kicks himself*
That was pretty lame
*Crumb eats his intestinal organs, then spits them at the wall, they come bouncing back and crumb is impaled by his own bladder*
*while Maraud believes that he is unconsious, he sneaks up on himself.....*
*Fuzzy510 puts everyone who has posted here in this thread (except himself) out of their misery by putting five bullets in their heads.
Is that five bullets total? Which would mean you killed five of us.
Or does it mean you shot each one of us with five bullets each?
If there are only seven of us in here, and Fuzzy shot five people and didn't shoot himself, then that must mean that I'm still alive. (I love faulty logic)
xreemer comes back around and starts hacks off his left arm.
"Is that the best you can do?!"
xreemer hacks off his legs.
"what are you going to do, bleed on me?!"
xreemer hacks off his head.
". . . ."
It's been done. And better: http://www.magic-singles.com/cpa/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1947
So, that's how he got so many posts
So that's why we have the time limit in between posting!
Boot to the head.
*Several boots fall from the sky and each person is hit by exactly one, including Ransac.*
To find out how to do this, listen to both MP3's on this site:
Ransac, cpa trash man
boot to the head, wa wa wa, boot to the head, wa wa wa. People voting republican,etc... GIVE EM A BOOT TO THE HEAD!
*Maraud dodges Ransac's boot, and then throws a grenade at Ransac*
*Maraud jumps on the grenade, thereby saving Ransac, but killing himself*
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