I will challenge... MYSELF!!!

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xreemer

Guest
*xreemer starts choking himself and laughing hysterically.* :p

Once he realizes how strange this sounds, he starts laughing harder and choking himself harder and laughing harder and choking himself harde. . . . :D
 
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maraud234

Guest
*Maraud rushes in with a steel chair*
you want a piece?
oh yeah?
let's go?
*Maraud is now unconsious as a result of being hit in the head with a metal chair*
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac walks in, lifts his hand to the appropriate position and snaps his fing............*

WHAT A MINUTE! Do I look STUPID???????????





Yes
*Ransac snaps his fingers and is wearing a black necktie 19 sizes too small. Ransac chokes to death.*


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Salacious Crumb

Guest
umm...
*Crumb kicks himself*

That was pretty lame

*Crumb eats his intestinal organs, then spits them at the wall, they come bouncing back and crumb is impaled by his own bladder*

Hoipa
 
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maraud234

Guest
*while Maraud believes that he is unconsious, he sneaks up on himself.....*
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
*Fuzzy510 puts everyone who has posted here in this thread (except himself) out of their misery by putting five bullets in their heads.
 
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maraud234

Guest
Is that five bullets total? Which would mean you killed five of us.

Or does it mean you shot each one of us with five bullets each?
 
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xreemer

Guest
If there are only seven of us in here, and Fuzzy shot five people and didn't shoot himself, then that must mean that I'm still alive. (I love faulty logic) ;)

xreemer comes back around and starts hacks off his left arm.

"Is that the best you can do?!"

xreemer hacks off his legs.

"what are you going to do, bleed on me?!"

xreemer hacks off his head.

". . . ." :D
 
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Salacious Crumb

Guest
boot to the head, wa wa wa, boot to the head, wa wa wa. People voting republican,etc... GIVE EM A BOOT TO THE HEAD!

Hoipa
 
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maraud234

Guest
*Maraud dodges Ransac's boot, and then throws a grenade at Ransac*

Ransac, no!

*Maraud jumps on the grenade, thereby saving Ransac, but killing himself*
 
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