Hi!

[NeuroDeus]

Hi! My name is NeuroDeus, ND for friends and I am a good and nice boy with really nice manners. I love to make friends with you all and adore you all day. I wish we could meet at my house in my nice pink flowered bedroom under the midnight stars and talk all night about how nice Winnie The Pooh looks. Thanks for listening to me, have a nice day...

Now gimme my 2-barrel shotgun... I just decided I want carnage...

 

[maraud234]

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

What the hell!!!! I am forced to destroy you.

*casually pokes ND*

Can't beat that can you winnie the pooh lover.

 

[MrXarvox]

you dissin' mah buddy winnie da poo? ise gonna hafta teech you a lessin....


<pulls out the prettiest, shiniest Nikta-morrik(an odd L-shaped knife sorta thyng of my design) anyone has ever seen, and while everyone stares transfixed by its glory, pulls out a big ugly whuppin' stick and briskly thumps maraud234 over the head with it.>


hehehe...


<re-sheathes the Nikta-morrik. Maraud wonders where the huge lump on his head came from>

 

[maraud234]

Where did this big ugly lump on my head come from?

*pulls out a piece of paper with "turn over" written on both sides, and gives it to MrXarvox(I'm going to start calling him Malcolm X).*

This should give me some time to think about what I'm going to do. Hm.....I got one.

*tells Malcolm a joke so funny that he has unexpected bowel movement.*

That's nasty, go home and change you sick, sick person.

 

[MrXarvox]

Oh my god!!! someone put <expletive> in my pants!!!!!

tee hee. <makes the poo-poo not exist anymore, and then begins hitting on maraud234.>

hehehe. So, come here often?

 

[maraud234]

Ah!!!!!! Don't hit on me, I'm a guy.

*runs away crying*

 

[MrXarvox]

Works every time.