Sheesh, I miss one New Members post, and everyone goes ape-nuts on me...
Welcome aboard!!! Apollo got the point across, I'm sure, but here's the now-infamous speech anyways:
/begin{nickname speech}
Ok, here's the deal. I'm your friendly neighborhood nickname guy.
See those neat-o little orange nicknames people have under their names? If you Private Message me (see the button at the bottom of this post with 'PM' on it?) with a request for a specific one, I'll give it to ya'.
/end{nickname speech}